Finished Folds (861—880)
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3Did Einstein like Bagels?" I asked once, enjoying an egg bagel with lox, cream cheese & cress. And Einstein appeared right there in the shop and said "Schomting vit a hole in ze
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2live the feral wild caterwaul essence of catness.My Aunt's velvet kitties became real only in a very limited sense.They wore little cat booties & dainty scented plugs in their anus
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3. He was into preserving the desiderata of existence. For him Ingrown toenails were a metaphor for a life bent to the grindstone, peeled scabs, corns, and eyelashes meant
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3us folding paper napkins in the Diner until the early hours of the morning, Alice persisted on coffee, and I on the fumes of her cheap perfume.
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3"I don't know. How exciting could it get?" asked Man Ray."How about I take a Rayograph of you raising this Mannequin while singing 'Manhattan'." I suspected there was a Portmanteau
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2purple , but finger nails became tentacles, then tentacles became porn, and then coach got arrested. It seems the Principal, Miss Tuftee had principles and one of them was that
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1Everyone except the Jester Sassafrass. He hated "Little Boxes", ever since Boxing Day when all the Kings servants and all the Kings men got a pressie. But not Sassafrass because
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4until the slam poets party crashed the surrealist festival. They swaggered in with four letter trash talk. The surrealists festival folded
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1Limberger was now hanging out with wine-swilling French soft cheeses. Some cheeses get stronger with age but Limberger was
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3se name ends in either wara, pati, or prasad with bushy eye rows & scar on his left cheek, was playing the arch villain Vindalu, a fruit smuggler from Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta.
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4At least in my mind, and I was willing to pay good money from gathering deposit bottles to see them. Once I attended a rehearsal of Hackensmoots "Bolshevik Babes in Babushkas"
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4"Supreme Being" read the black T-shirt stretched over his belly. He wore thick-rimmed black glasses and gesticulated wildly with a piece of overcooked steak on the end of his fork
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7were blitzing London, I was making you, and this is the way you thank me?" Winston's dad always said strange guilt ridden things like that, so naturally when Winston grew up
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2the story title or text they composed for it.Paparazzi are collagists who cut & paste as they please to make new entertaining realities for their erudite readership. "Yep" said Don
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4It was the same evil Sticky Wicket that had ended the legendary match where Lala Bausabad bowled out Sir Rupert Seamonkey. The flames & sparks shot skyward from the wicket. Fans
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2Actually they said "We must pull some cats tails", but as I see your questioning glances, what Gredovich and Serhopich said is untranslatable. The gypsy's reply was "
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3did I say Voldemort. I said mortified. I umm. No no... I actually said Vole d'Mort. I was referring an old fashioned Cajun recipe involving small hairy... " Voldemort frowned evily
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3You're asking me? I know as much as the next guy.I mean when you whisper secrets to your neighbor & they pass it on,the message is bound to get garbled Once I was in a movie theate
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2he lost it screaming "Puck this pucking muck of a puckwasher!" But it was too late his little experiment with with the Puckwasher had gone dreadfully wrong and Puck wasn't about to
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2I drop it in the toilet,lose it in the comfy chair,wash it in the washer or kick it into the dust vortex under the bed. When the pesky salesman calls the whole flat rings derision.