Finished Folds (881—900)
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5more or less matter-a-factly, without beating around the bush, or watering the daisies, or making a big production of it, he got straight the point, cut to the chase,
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6i am not a footstool for your grammatical tyrrany! stu would not letlittle quibbles like punk to0-ayshun stop him. he was for anarchy of the word "stu, get out of my flat fullstop"
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3the bed. God a bit peevish now "There will be a flood. Build an ark. This is not a drill." But Noah was so caught up designing a sheep skin static accumulator for his jolty bed, he
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2Jakob believed in miracles, but he spent his days up a ladder painting the broadside of barns. What did he know? The Torso didn't have a head, but at least it knew when to be quiet
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6As the car backed out of what I presumed to be my drive-way I wondered in my contorted state who could be driving it since my wife wasn't due back from yoga for a good hour.
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5and cut Big Bob's suspenders.His Big & Talls fell exposing his pink hippo boxers. Big Bob lost it, yelling "Who hired this clown!" not knowing the clown was the Section Head Frank
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4I like to take what's there & work with it, try to develop it further,especially when it's a promising idea. Mind, if I haven't got a clue what its about I just do something crazy
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2at nachos and beer. No, they insisted on Burro Burritos, Chile Con Carne Con Cojones, Zarigüeya Chicharrón, Gringas con Gringos Gorditos, Mancha Manatee Manteles,
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8They were veggie vampires from the old country. Not like the upstart younger generation who'd settle for fake sausages and qorn schnitzel. Meg & Chloe were sent to eliminate these
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2surrounded his house & the chief of police, himself a victim of bulleying as a child, spoke into the bullhorn. "Alright Malone. We know you're in there. You're wanted for wedgies
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3bowling the oil balloons at the crazy guy who wears a pokemon costume while balancing on a medicine ball & playing flaming bagpipes.He was being filming in Seoul & korean teenagers
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7!" A Waldo for EVERY appendage & a head to boot?" Being only a torso myself, this was a dream offer. The only problem was how to call the toll-free number in my present state.
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6gly Det. Manatee was very generous. He asked only that he be left alone with a stack of Porpoise Porn and a few sample tubes. Ten months later after successful fertilization, Jo
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3churning. but I told Nicky was my calling, the Toilet Whisperer.
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4Hello? Yes, I'd like to report a naked man... He's in my garden lathering up. I don't know why. No I don't know him! Now he's rinsing off and he's picking my prize tomatoes!
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5this liquor, its humorous, sometimes vague & blurry, often entertaining, but a bit thick in the head.Why I'd venture to say that this liquor was what made me the man I am right now
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3Foot 1 said hello to Foot 2 and.. "Wait!" you say. "Feet can't say hello!" Well you've got me there. Let's say the feet where wearing sock puppets. So Foot 2 said hello to Foot 3..
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2Mulch Apocalypse are you?" Dr.Wenkelstein motioned for his assistant to hit him on the back which he promptly did,dislodging a humusy mass of brown matter. "Hack hork. You imbecile
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7rat choir". They doubted the rat choir invisible existed at all. But Brother Ratus was a powerful preacher. "Why I tell you the rodent highway invisible is the path to Lord Rat
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1They recommended comrade's chip be installed in the school districts supervisor to implement the new curriculum, little knowing that Dr. Wikid had installed the communist manifesto