Finished Folds (101—120)
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4a bit not good at all. For having no shoe on foot number two meant I was slightly less tall & had to walk on my right ball. My loping gait & misbalanced weight disturbed my troops
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6"Are you the plumber? Have you come to fix the sink?" they asked him. "No, I'm the grouter,come to retile the bath." "Who is it?" Asked deaf Aunt May. "It's the grouter, he's come
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2He muddied the waters with a Sterling torpedo. It settled to the depths, into a fissure, where a bubbling cocktail of caustic vapors jetted from the crimson core. Some blind worms
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1ng memories out the wazoo too. Bad memories of college days. The memories just kept coming. "I got some nostalgia coming out at cha!" He yelled. Grandpa's memories went way back.
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4Slathered with coconut oil & the floor being covered in sesame seeds I was now coated in them. I felt & looked like a giant yakitori. This is when the Japanese room service entered
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2with the whole "are the sentient beings besides humans, canines even?" But somewhere along the way caution flew to the wind. He started selling macramed beef bones on his etsy site
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4since I have no right hand, noone wanted me as their right hand man. So I changed it around see, "Would you , could you have me as your left hand man?" was my new line. Sure enough
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1They got Lavoris' genie bottle & twisted the cap once left & thrice right. errrg.Wrong! As they tried pressing down & turning right a wall of fetid tooth decay odor decimated them.
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3world have actuallly formed a giant network, relaying information from living rooms all over the planet to a distributed gestalt intelligence. The TV remote intelligence listens
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1Monty Python meets self destructive beauty cult commercial reached its peak with the fish slapping intended to as skin astringent.
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1in the whiskers, his face became paella-shaped & Murph flipped him like a flapjack,threw in some diced onions, a dash of Tabasco & a shot of whiskey; Woosh! the Manx became Spirit.
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2this tool seems to output as much as I input.
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8she'd cough when he attempted the Downward Smålandsstovare pose. Later Betty was sophisticated & passive-aggresive, making comments when Hrengor put on his sheepskin leotard like "
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4ugly as they get to a used car lot & sold them for high prices:wienermobiles,Pacers & Edsels galore. Back on the alien's planet the cars didn't start due to the ammonia atmosphere.
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4hives form a pattern like the continental US. "As seen here the largest concentration of allergens are in the corn belt. For the weather in Mexico, Joe made Terry drop his pants.
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2brayed, and stamped my hooves to the beat. Bertha was such a dreamboat. Those big lashes & heavy udder, mmmhh. But our love was not meant to be. A donkey & a cow, who ever heard of
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1. "Farewell my concubine", lamented the King.
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6"Blimmy if the main sail isn't catching a nethersulphyric zephyr! We'll escape these doldrums yet" Hook twirled his mustache. Smee quietly retired to the poopdeck & let his gaseous
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5like his companions silent g, a phlegm spitting gnat ridden gnu & a solemn condemned knight, silent n.Why did they emit no sound? A wretch who ran the place,silent w had no answer.
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3ncipal subscribed to the incorporeal punishment principle. The incorporeal punishment principle principal believed in deferring punishment until after death. That guy was a spook!