Finished Folds (81—100)
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2It will bounce around the ether until it lands before the feet of Jack Whiffle, a distant cousin of Flat Stan and Fagan. He'll read the post-hummus story of a former folder (you)
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6stic.Plastic was a menace & was choking the swamps tributaries.The denizens all knew someone who'd swallowed one of Plastics indigestible emanations. "Down with Plastic. Frog for P
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3Isiah remembered Dmitri's story. The head honcho was a disaster for the organization he worked for... and he smoked cigars! Just one Belvedere packed with more than flavor and
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4Politics had collapsed. There was nothing above, nor below. Religion had also vanished. There was nothing but contemplation of the navel.
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5ents were preprogrammed to keep the human members of the traffic police and the insurance companies employed Just like in any other sector of the economy, robots were obliged to
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4used Custer as an unwitting accomplice in our plan but Custer did the one thing he's good at: He effed things up. When he arrived on Luyten b he sent the TimeShips we'd compromised
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1one of the other amateur jokesters in Clown Bootcamp. Bozo snapped his suspenders hard. Alright you yokel's, make the tree laugh or its ten Chinese firedrill laps & no balloon anim
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2Algodoo itself! Many who went never returned.It was rumored Medusa was queen & the City's Marble statues once lived. But with my lump of marble's camouflage & teleportation powers
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4take the bullet from another story I just added to & I've become the dying protagonist of this story where as he walks away scotfree.Such are the sacrifices we make for literature!
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3The further down they went the darker & warmer it got.They slowed as the passage narrowed but then it opened to a cavern where the ceiling dripped into a sulfury pool.Their thirst
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4On the 3rd day before the end of the world all smart phone's will begin their last OS update & on the fourth day, it will rain cats & dogs, I mean literally! On countdown day 5,
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1They were going to snack on Tokyo. It was Godzilla's idea. Mothra agreed but planned to attack Godsy when his back was turned. Cookie Monster became irate. "ME NO LIKE RICE COOKIE!
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14SlimWhitman was the second author of this folding story. He's been with Foldingstory since the early cretaceous.He likes a good pun, running gags & funny folds, unlike this one.
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3Dropping their lances the thugs whipped out their cels to try to subscribe with Verizon, but this was the knights plan all along. His MobileOne Stallion (product placement) charged
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6Have the Veep Potty train the dog.The last thing you want is the POTUS Dog leaving doo doo's in the Oval Office. Step 10. Pick a fight and start a war before reelection. Step 11.
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5But his sorrow transformed into an impish grin as he realized the Soufflé's increasing curvature meant it would collapse under its own mass & form an infinitely dense singularity.
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5& unable to do more than grrr, tsktsk & pfft. Even in symphysy the Fricatives & the Glottals came to a full Stop. Meanwhile the vowels had become rather prosodic,even the long ones
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4up curstied & said "Mein Herr von't you marry a Cherman lass? I vill bring you sourkraut,bockwurst & cold beer in ze tall glass" but it was young Scrooge who just said "Ba Humbug!"
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5f,is there really no place like home? But there wasn't & she wished she'd never clacked her ruby slippers together.The dowdy simple minded folk of Kansas made her long for munchkin
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3being a slave. Hmmm... You want me to grade papers and prepare lectures during the best time of year for no pay? I think I need to organize and uprising.