Finished Folds (81—100)
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6stic.Plastic was a menace & was choking the swamps tributaries.The denizens all knew someone who'd swallowed one of Plastics indigestible emanations. "Down with Plastic. Frog for P
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3Isiah remembered Dmitri's story. The head honcho was a disaster for the organization he worked for... and he smoked cigars! Just one Belvedere packed with more than flavor and
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4Politics had collapsed. There was nothing above, nor below. Religion had also vanished. There was nothing but contemplation of the navel.
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5ents were preprogrammed to keep the human members of the traffic police and the insurance companies employed Just like in any other sector of the economy, robots were obliged to
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4used Custer as an unwitting accomplice in our plan but Custer did the one thing he's good at: He effed things up. When he arrived on Luyten b he sent the TimeShips we'd compromised
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1one of the other amateur jokesters in Clown Bootcamp. Bozo snapped his suspenders hard. Alright you yokel's, make the tree laugh or its ten Chinese firedrill laps & no balloon anim
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2Algodoo itself! Many who went never returned.It was rumored Medusa was queen & the City's Marble statues once lived. But with my lump of marble's camouflage & teleportation powers
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4take the bullet from another story I just added to & I've become the dying protagonist of this story where as he walks away scotfree.Such are the sacrifices we make for literature!
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3The further down they went the darker & warmer it got.They slowed as the passage narrowed but then it opened to a cavern where the ceiling dripped into a sulfury pool.Their thirst
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4On the 3rd day before the end of the world all smart phone's will begin their last OS update & on the fourth day, it will rain cats & dogs, I mean literally! On countdown day 5,
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14SlimWhitman was the second author of this folding story. He's been with Foldingstory since the early cretaceous.He likes a good pun, running gags & funny folds, unlike this one.
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3Dropping their lances the thugs whipped out their cels to try to subscribe with Verizon, but this was the knights plan all along. His MobileOne Stallion (product placement) charged
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6Have the Veep Potty train the dog.The last thing you want is the POTUS Dog leaving doo doo's in the Oval Office. Step 10. Pick a fight and start a war before reelection. Step 11.
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5But his sorrow transformed into an impish grin as he realized the Soufflé's increasing curvature meant it would collapse under its own mass & form an infinitely dense singularity.
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5& unable to do more than grrr, tsktsk & pfft. Even in symphysy the Fricatives & the Glottals came to a full Stop. Meanwhile the vowels had become rather prosodic,even the long ones
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4up curstied & said "Mein Herr von't you marry a Cherman lass? I vill bring you sourkraut,bockwurst & cold beer in ze tall glass" but it was young Scrooge who just said "Ba Humbug!"
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5f,is there really no place like home? But there wasn't & she wished she'd never clacked her ruby slippers together.The dowdy simple minded folk of Kansas made her long for munchkin
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3being a slave. Hmmm... You want me to grade papers and prepare lectures during the best time of year for no pay? I think I need to organize and uprising.
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3For moments before I'd let the cat out.What were the chances that Taffy would recognize me transforrmed into a trembly whiskered rodent? "Down hear!" yelled a mouse with a familiar
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6But it continued,testing doneness by slurping its tentacle & then rapidly consumed itself, so I served a prize-winning amniotic bouillon & the stock remained a secret foreevermore.