Finished Folds (81—100)
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4Politics had collapsed. There was nothing above, nor below. Religion had also vanished. There was nothing but contemplation of the navel.
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5ents were preprogrammed to keep the human members of the traffic police and the insurance companies employed Just like in any other sector of the economy, robots were obliged to
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4used Custer as an unwitting accomplice in our plan but Custer did the one thing he's good at: He effed things up. When he arrived on Luyten b he sent the TimeShips we'd compromised
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2Algodoo itself! Many who went never returned.It was rumored Medusa was queen & the City's Marble statues once lived. But with my lump of marble's camouflage & teleportation powers
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4take the bullet from another story I just added to & I've become the dying protagonist of this story where as he walks away scotfree.Such are the sacrifices we make for literature!
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3The further down they went the darker & warmer it got.They slowed as the passage narrowed but then it opened to a cavern where the ceiling dripped into a sulfury pool.Their thirst
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4On the 3rd day before the end of the world all smart phone's will begin their last OS update & on the fourth day, it will rain cats & dogs, I mean literally! On countdown day 5,
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14SlimWhitman was the second author of this folding story. He's been with Foldingstory since the early cretaceous.He likes a good pun, running gags & funny folds, unlike this one.
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3Dropping their lances the thugs whipped out their cels to try to subscribe with Verizon, but this was the knights plan all along. His MobileOne Stallion (product placement) charged
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6Have the Veep Potty train the dog.The last thing you want is the POTUS Dog leaving doo doo's in the Oval Office. Step 10. Pick a fight and start a war before reelection. Step 11.
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5But his sorrow transformed into an impish grin as he realized the Soufflé's increasing curvature meant it would collapse under its own mass & form an infinitely dense singularity.
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5& unable to do more than grrr, tsktsk & pfft. Even in symphysy the Fricatives & the Glottals came to a full Stop. Meanwhile the vowels had become rather prosodic,even the long ones
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4up curstied & said "Mein Herr von't you marry a Cherman lass? I vill bring you sourkraut,bockwurst & cold beer in ze tall glass" but it was young Scrooge who just said "Ba Humbug!"
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5f,is there really no place like home? But there wasn't & she wished she'd never clacked her ruby slippers together.The dowdy simple minded folk of Kansas made her long for munchkin
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3being a slave. Hmmm... You want me to grade papers and prepare lectures during the best time of year for no pay? I think I need to organize and uprising.
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3For moments before I'd let the cat out.What were the chances that Taffy would recognize me transforrmed into a trembly whiskered rodent? "Down hear!" yelled a mouse with a familiar
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6But it continued,testing doneness by slurping its tentacle & then rapidly consumed itself, so I served a prize-winning amniotic bouillon & the stock remained a secret foreevermore.
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4For Dada is our Papa/ Thru his Wordjism we were made/ And our Mama is Chance/ A fickle Dame/ Do you see why we wear no pants/ Why we play this prickly Game?/ My 9 siblings and I/
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4a bit not good at all. For having no shoe on foot number two meant I was slightly less tall & had to walk on my right ball. My loping gait & misbalanced weight disturbed my troops
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6"Are you the plumber? Have you come to fix the sink?" they asked him. "No, I'm the grouter,come to retile the bath." "Who is it?" Asked deaf Aunt May. "It's the grouter, he's come