Finished Folds (41—60)
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2Somebody with a made up name tweeted "Trains belong on Schedule!" The Caboose lobby still had enough clout to out the the secrets about the treatment of porters, The Pullman Report
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2say and we won't mention it again. This was a blow to Pebbles's plan to get pregnant at the same time as her mother. It was a new fad going through the twentysomethings of Bedrock.
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4said it sounded like a kick to the breadbasket. "Yeah," I said. Billy looked at me, clearly expecting me to say more. "Ah, i was thinking more of heart attack." Billy looked hurt.
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4realiized that one of the small gods must have been jealous of his Kurt Russel statue. Pharaoh lost all of his sandals in the fire. Kurt had left a pair of Tony Lamas boots under
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3the scales fall from your eyes and you see the Gates of the Heaven you don't believe in. You remember you don't believe in it and it resolves into your foot in your Spaghetti-Os.
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5My friends pleaded with me to not be so crazed in my hunt for the Himalayan Yeti. I was unable to tone down the cray cray. I refused to see reason on my quest to best the beast. If
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6Some of those space aliens liked to frolic on the beach in their space thong bikinis. Not all of them had the bifurcated posteriors to carry it off. Live and let live I say. Still
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4Consider, for instance, the many yous you've killed yourself. The yous that wanted to buck you and do your own way. The one that wanted to skydive that one time in Ghana. The girl
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4For the briefest moment one might have called him Bigbelly. Then he burped and all of that weight went to his feet. They seemed bigger for an instant. Bigfoot burped, hungry again.
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3I found myself in a narrow space between the two buildings. I looked up; catching warm rain on my face. I hope it was rain. A stray beam of light was spotlighting that darn cat.
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4Rosemary. When her plate came she held it at eye level so that she could get a good look at the Triscuit's texture. She noted a lack of luster on the salt. The opened pizza sauce
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0"HOW HIGH SIR," a young penguin behind him asked. Montgomery turned to look at the youngling. "I said "Quack" cadet. But I like the enthusiasm." Word came that two infiltrators had
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2Who, being an active Coven of La Madonna Negra, aka the Mother of Whores, were more than used to being covered in urine. It was the unwanted urine they didn't care for. Using the
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4Ben Wah balls. They were big balls. So when Elmo unexpectedly ran into them there was some weight behind them. Elmo's felt mind was cast aflutter and the General's arm found his
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2throat while Schroder recorded, looped de looped the loop a few millions times over a heady bass back beat at 59 bpm; with wah wah thrown in just for the nostalgia. Lights dimmed.
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4at Peaches Geldof. For her part, Peaches wasn't all that thrilled to be considered a hoi polloi vocation for anyone. She wanted to get picked for herself not because of a paycheck.
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3would shred pine or birch legs. You need oak replacement legs. Oak will sort those cats out." "No Margaret, pine or birch is fine. With the $50 we save we can get matching arms."
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1after you came nose to nose with the reality that wonder didn't fill your belly as much as a dumpling dipped in hot mustard. But wonder and new knowledge now inform your decisions.
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5The paladin's helmet protected her a bit. She had swallowed a lot of acid. She turned to see the Cleric standing in line at CVS to get a 2 for 1 deal on Eye of Newt. The Healer was
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3felt the world was ready for exploding paint.” The judge was impressed by their reasoning and dismissed the case. Later the same judge had his courtroom painted with the TNT paint.