Finished Folds (41—60)
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1Nonetheless, the next day Ferdinand's cow pie won the top prize at the State Fair.
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1I knew that sometimes a sword is just a sword but my husband's preoccupation for Pershing's sword got me to thinking. The next morning I ordered a broadsword off eBay.
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0Just then Hredgor The Beholder came around the corner. He saw the two dead demons, threw up his hands and walked away. "I'm not cleaning this up," I said and followed The Beholder.
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2had calculated I would attempt switching it off. It had therefore included a subroutine to circumvent this. The switch was useless to me now. The nanabots kept flooding into me. If
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2Outside the Keystone Cops were scratching their heads on the front lawn. None of them facing the house. They didn't see the fugitive climb down the trestle, steal their car & drive
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2voice in the Most Reverend Ghoti Pachinga. Ghoti called for the burning of all heretics. Which for him included those who were "too much of the world." That included me somehow. If
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6-ed the intruder in my mind. I waited too long for an answer before realized that was my answer. But what was my answer really. Had he left my mind? Was I alone in there? I heard a
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3What was important was that Glint Westrock was dead. He'd been poisoned by the future. Det. Manatee could see future residue on Glint's lips. "The question is did he die now or in
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2They came up 3 drams short and were spaced out near the Horsehead Nebula. The restaurant, instead of removing it from the menu, only increased the price to pay for extra insurance.
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1Mrs. Gunzo The Clown said the electric chair didn't fit the ambiance she was going for &ordered Gunzo the Clown to throw it out. Gunzo said he'd gotten it the hard way & it'll stay
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4like the STIs they spread as well. It was getting such that a regular mook like gumba Gouda Flatulente. Society already looked down on kneecappers like him. Now add the bleeding
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1"Don't be a fern, Fern. The whole point of having a galactic venue on a planet of torrential winds is because of the giant Fuck You! it is to the Man." Julia was on her last life.
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2Somebody with a made up name tweeted "Trains belong on Schedule!" The Caboose lobby still had enough clout to out the the secrets about the treatment of porters, The Pullman Report
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2say and we won't mention it again. This was a blow to Pebbles's plan to get pregnant at the same time as her mother. It was a new fad going through the twentysomethings of Bedrock.
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4said it sounded like a kick to the breadbasket. "Yeah," I said. Billy looked at me, clearly expecting me to say more. "Ah, i was thinking more of heart attack." Billy looked hurt.
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4realiized that one of the small gods must have been jealous of his Kurt Russel statue. Pharaoh lost all of his sandals in the fire. Kurt had left a pair of Tony Lamas boots under
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3the scales fall from your eyes and you see the Gates of the Heaven you don't believe in. You remember you don't believe in it and it resolves into your foot in your Spaghetti-Os.
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5My friends pleaded with me to not be so crazed in my hunt for the Himalayan Yeti. I was unable to tone down the cray cray. I refused to see reason on my quest to best the beast. If
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6Some of those space aliens liked to frolic on the beach in their space thong bikinis. Not all of them had the bifurcated posteriors to carry it off. Live and let live I say. Still
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4Consider, for instance, the many yous you've killed yourself. The yous that wanted to buck you and do your own way. The one that wanted to skydive that one time in Ghana. The girl