Finished Folds (61—80)
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4For the briefest moment one might have called him Bigbelly. Then he burped and all of that weight went to his feet. They seemed bigger for an instant. Bigfoot burped, hungry again.
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3I found myself in a narrow space between the two buildings. I looked up; catching warm rain on my face. I hope it was rain. A stray beam of light was spotlighting that darn cat.
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4Rosemary. When her plate came she held it at eye level so that she could get a good look at the Triscuit's texture. She noted a lack of luster on the salt. The opened pizza sauce
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0"HOW HIGH SIR," a young penguin behind him asked. Montgomery turned to look at the youngling. "I said "Quack" cadet. But I like the enthusiasm." Word came that two infiltrators had
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2Who, being an active Coven of La Madonna Negra, aka the Mother of Whores, were more than used to being covered in urine. It was the unwanted urine they didn't care for. Using the
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4Ben Wah balls. They were big balls. So when Elmo unexpectedly ran into them there was some weight behind them. Elmo's felt mind was cast aflutter and the General's arm found his
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2throat while Schroder recorded, looped de looped the loop a few millions times over a heady bass back beat at 59 bpm; with wah wah thrown in just for the nostalgia. Lights dimmed.
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4at Peaches Geldof. For her part, Peaches wasn't all that thrilled to be considered a hoi polloi vocation for anyone. She wanted to get picked for herself not because of a paycheck.
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3would shred pine or birch legs. You need oak replacement legs. Oak will sort those cats out." "No Margaret, pine or birch is fine. With the $50 we save we can get matching arms."
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1after you came nose to nose with the reality that wonder didn't fill your belly as much as a dumpling dipped in hot mustard. But wonder and new knowledge now inform your decisions.
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5The paladin's helmet protected her a bit. She had swallowed a lot of acid. She turned to see the Cleric standing in line at CVS to get a 2 for 1 deal on Eye of Newt. The Healer was
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4felt the world was ready for exploding paint.” The judge was impressed by their reasoning and dismissed the case. Later the same judge had his courtroom painted with the TNT paint.
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4That leader’s name was Pakuna Miapiaii. The horns were a sacred relic from a completely different dimension than any we’ve mentioned so far. The pink men wanted the horns back for
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10stood in consternation at seeing so many attendees at the Orange Parkas and Sunglasses Jamboree. By then the cops were showing up. The bank cop pointed them to the park festival.
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3really might have but it didn't prevent her from having her throat ripped out by a parrot's possessed wing. That woman wouldn't be getting any older now. Entropy is a joy to watch.
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7pasties asilde like the orange rinds dipped in pudding that they were. Dr. Phil dropped his fig leaf of a doilly, displaying his tumescence to the viewers. I got a big settlement.
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3I was wrong. I don't love the new outfit even though it is both nice & modern. The free candy I file under a Nice touch. Don't touch me so hard, mister, especially not with the bat
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1pooped out an acorn that rapidly established roots inside the chamber pot and within 10 minutes a sapling was already rising up through the hanging ceiling. The chamber pot was now
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3whole house of cads. I can bring them all down to size but I need your help. We can't size them away. That is inhumane and crosses so many bridges. So many. We need a standard for
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6was built that it became interesting. Now he was Interested. Sadly, by this time, he no longer knew what had been interesting about it to catch his attention. But he had so much in