Finished Folds (81—100)
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3In my anger, I had my hair bite him multiple times. That got messy & bloody. So I decided after that to use the other Gorgon trait I had and turn my enemies into stone instead.
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4who'd pity our bodyless state. The worst is when they would offer to "mount" our heads on mannequins they had already bought. Even without a body my trigger finger was itching.
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4pose, lets just leave it at that. We moved on with our lives. I started making more money, I got married, we moved to a hew place and got a new stove. I made sure that old stove we
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5as a living sexbot. Eventually who you were would be forgotten so even that novelty will be stripped from you. You will just become an item in a catalog. #eiw8, with eternal youth.
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1ained his reasoning like a bad metaphor. But that is not a reason to stop reasoning. Everything doesn't have to have a reason. Just let them be. You got your reasons, I got mine.
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2Lt is sending me to go reap what has been sown. Trouble is, I don't know the difference between reaping & scything. Not really a problem for me, I could use the exercise. Might be
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9is no different than the White House resurrecting Hitler so that he can critique Bob Ross's paint choices. I hear the White House is doing that next week. Where's Waldo in this?
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4rruthers was her first customer. Fallout had been only 9 when the nuke fell in his backyard and he'd thrown it into the hellpit he had just crawled our of. Two tasks done with scra
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6imise chicken eating and then puking. Eating chicken to take preference. Wardens in the Chicken Express uniforms and pretending to be janitors kept the eaters at their tables eati
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7so we finally had to send for a dolphin whisperer. The dolphin whisperer didn't whisper. He eeked and squeaked and slapped. The first thing the dolphins said was they were ready to
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9some Voodoo mumbo jumbo the Alchemist was trying out. No reason he can't make a Philosopher's coin while he's searching for the Philosopher's Stone. Det. Manatee liked his view on
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5"Yes, Omaha, Nebraska. Did I stutter?" "No, but shut-up. I have your insane old had on the other line and she says you're a dog's asshole and she wouldn't marry you if you had a bi
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5of ad being played but he couldn't let the handshake linger anymore and he had to answer the handshake being offered and WHAM HE WAS BUSTED! Caught red handed shaking a man's hand!
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4Dominatrix to the Stars decades before she appeared in that sci-fi Blaxploitation movie, Dominatrix to the Stars in which she whipped the slave crews of star cruisers & loved ali
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7tomato in the little black dress. As I collected the psychic money & watched him & her walk out of my life, hopefully forever, I couldn't help but think what Pope would have done.
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1adline or she's dead, hence the gun. Luckily, the street cop that was assisting the government forces recognized the gun being brandished and intervened & de-escalated the tense si
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9transplant. We figured that from our jobs at the morgue we'd get another crack at them eventually. The organ sales made us a lot of money which made cooking Tim really worth it.
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3didn't come alone, though, did you. No, your type had to have an audience so you could spread the buffoonery, take some of the load off you shoulders. Who did you bring with you?
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7Many of us hoped the world would choose right but it chose wrong instead. This rendered all of the these t-shirts I was trying to sell worthless.
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7knew the Truth or the Truth knew him and it didn't mind that it knew him. The paying audience was puzzled. Was he having a fit or a heart attack? Was he spontaneously astral projec