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I wasn't sure what the new fangled obsession with things that are like things but are not was all about, so I asked Woab, who was emerging from the valley of fake penises. -
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"The alien and the Ant Farm." Basically the guy made some strong points with some minor dis-information and the fire-ants ate him. However, to avoid contamination by Cuntaminators.
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The easiest answer was to flush the world and its inhabitants down an industrial sized toilet, but that would wreak havoc on the Universes water supply. I consulted Lord Vu on the
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Was technically made from orange peel. Something about them orange girls was very aPEELing. They decided to hold a contest to see who could woo her. Polly and Jims first task was
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Gomez was shocked, but not as shocked as he was when he realised Thing had leant a hand. The offspring off this abominable copulation was named Mr Trump, n Trump up his life he did
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friend who could connect 1000 German Suplexes in a row. He tried scoring some social points by helping out at the local children's hospital, but was imprisoned after suplex no.1
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"Oooh, you're in for a smelting!" His owner screamed, dragging the medal into the kitchen. He began to heat the stove but the medal formed a noose and leapt onto his throat.
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Lp but have a taste when I stir. These ones had been hand-picked from the nearby McDonald's. The lobsters eyes lit up with the reverence of a crustacean on the right side of karma.
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He had the bright idea to paint it up like a unicorn to lure them back. He suceeded, he did attract them. 1000 crazed unicorns on heat had their way with his vehicle. He weeped.
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Turn them into fish? Nah, said the other, lets convince a astrologer to write "feed your cats more fish" for every sign. When they eventually found one, she just ate them instead.
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Sorta congealed down the drainpipe, where I quickly met Pennywise. "Alright Arachnaclown?" He exposed yellow teeth and snarled at me. "You're in need of a airpump, stat" he giggled
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It was as she was waiting for the stock to reach the warehouse for the 8th day in a row that she wondered if she'd made the wrong choice. The water cooler bubbled with an evil glee
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Ended up possessed by the spirit of Punch, who himself hoarded the spirit of an eyeless voodoo priest. Ollie started chasing the cops with a wooden plank. Jerry and kukla ran quick
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Our joy quickly dwindled when they ordered 108 more. Soon, we saw they had redecorated their UFO to look like rhubarb pie, and wore rhubarb crowns on their shiny elongated heads
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Blowing goldfish in order to pay the rent. His mother had taken a newt-ral stance on his plight, preferring instead to flirt with her gardener, Mr. Dragonfly. Mr. frog was pissed.
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There, before my very eyes, was Alex Jones sporting a Karen haircut. It all made sense now! Can you imagine Alex in a queue, or served steak that's overcooked? He'd be screaming
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Eyes and a curling of her 14 fingers. "I always preferred Billy Joe Jr anyway!" "Me too." He mused, furrowing his second brow. "There's always Clancy?" The PIG??" they heard a exci
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I am a purulent princess! I tattooed doormat on my head and entrance only on my backside for a reason! "We thought you were making a statement about toxic masculinity." Oh ffs!
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They put their feathers together in cahoots, and burrowed their way into my girlfriends screaming body. Her skin rippled and claws broke out from her skin, and a beak forced its wa
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A Torquacko speeding it's way towards him. He shouted for the guards who waddled their way into the open. "Now just what are we meant to do about that?" he asked, waving a feathere