I was sure I had discovered the law of six

I was sure I had discovered the law of six degrees of youtube, "Any video can be linked to '2 girls 1 cup' in 6 steps or less".

I searched "Battle at Krueger National Park." Sure enough in less than 6 links I was back to "2 girls I cup." A new drinking game, that doesn't involve Kevin Bacon.

I tried again. Searching "salmon bbq recipe" led to Eating Outdoors led to Entertaining Tips led to Party Ice Breakers led to 2 girls 1 cup. Like Colt45, it worked every time.

Which should have made my ex happy. To his chagrin, I was smart enough to let a bad thing die by simply not regarding it as any sort of positive cultural phenomenon. Darwinism as

public education policy is the goal of every vulture capitalist. Why couldn't he accept that? My ex wouldn't stop calling, and I was getting annoyed. I had Yahoo! to run and a new

puppy to house train. I video conferenced my ex while clearing up several piles of poop to get the message across. "My hands are full with Yahoo & this! If you want to sleep with m

his eyes all wide & excited. "I love it when you talk doggy to me," my ex growled, pulling me into his arms. Our dog whimpered & lay down in the corner in disgust. Our relationship

was complicated by the fact that our dog loved me, but hated him. "Shuddup, you ugly mutt!" he cried, throwing 1 of his shoes at Spotty. Spotty bared his teeth & lunged at my ex

who recoiled in terror. That was the last straw, I thought to my self as I picked up the shoe. "Not MY dog you racist ass hole!" I screamed while throwing the shoe at his face.