6 Folds
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Bozo looked down at the review. A single jelly bean tear slid down his cheek. Why did he think he could run a restaurant? He came from a family of clowns. That was all he would be. -
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hide from me. FROM ME. I am all powerful. I am all seeing. I am the strongest force user in the history of the force. I AM
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Obviously the water to mixture ratio was way off on the dough police's batter. What jerks that they had no pride in their work.
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But in the end I guess the history channel was right. Everything that happened was a result of aliens. Now we the got one of them as the president of the world. Oh well.
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steal his dentures back a wild hippo emerged out of the bathroom and slammed him out the large glass window.
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Given that I only had 2 - 3 weeks left to live without my kidneys I enlisted on C.J. Harris to help me with my revenge. Together we created a pipe bomb so powerful that it would
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fresh basil. Looking around Mr. Tomato realized that someone was beginning to prep marinara sauce of which tomatoes were the primary ingredient.
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Henry waited until no one was watching and then ran up the stairs looking for the death laser to kill the planet with.
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"STOP THIEF" someone yelled. But the young man had already disappeared.
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The rain washed away my own memory. As I sat trying to remember I saw a "now hiring" sign in front of a donut shop. Was this my destiny?
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As fire began to consume my body I realized that I felt no pain. I looked down at my arms and realized that while I was on fire I was not burning.
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began to worry that this would be the end of all holes. But then the wizard stole plot holes and all the stories began to make sense. They named him a hero but at the ceremony
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cat meat. As they sacrificed me my soul turned into a ghost. But not just any ghost... I turned into Inky, my favorite ghost from the beloved game, Ms Pacman.
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He flexed his fingers and the nun-chucks of glory suddenly appeared. He was ready to save the world.
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Nurse Ratched handed me a luke warm bowl of tomato soup. "There there dear." She said as she patted me on the head. I knew that I needed to find a way out of this place.
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Since I already knew the ending I quickly ran into my apartment, grabbed a lawn chair and a six pack of beer. I settled down in my front lawn and watch as the hero began to help.
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Well now our protagonist had turned into a majestic floating humpback whale. "I do what I want," he cooed "And the jokes on you. Whales don't have souls" He began to float away.
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the trip intensified. Where there was once an iguana now stood Justin Timberlake sparkling with glitter. 'This is what I was supposed to become" the former iguana now JT thought
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Joe Walsh would wake up every morning and eat a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios. Now this may seem basic but look past the boring habits and see deep. Joe Walsh is a man of mystery.
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Ms. Clementine tried her best to read all the ingredients in her food... as she slowly moved to an all organic diet she began her conspiracy group against the government