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"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?" The strange man said to me. "Hey dude Im here for LargeLouie69, ya seen him?" I said with a smile -
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covered in streaming blond hair. Each was like an overflowing pool of beauty tied up in pony tails. The hair ties read W.W.J.D. I assumed it meant Which Whore Jerked Davy?
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He knew why he was stressed, he just wasn't about to explain to "the guys" that this weekend he had a cup stacking championship. "Like 50% of em are adults" he would tell people
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high in the world. A good blood bath in the morning, a few splatters in the afternoon, and right before bed I usually drain a few cats on my face. Isn't life grand? "Hey look a
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little children. The monster wasn't allowed anywhere within 100 yards of children, but he never got caught. After Monsters inc. went south all he could do was write pop songs. Anus
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I took out the DVD case. "It grossed over $26,589,953 in the USA alone yet you have the nerve to sit there and tell me you haven't watched Machete!?" Beiber took one last bite and
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Samantha from accounting. Her groin instantly flared up! Maybe she didnt need a big strong man, but instead Samantha's tight little butt she had been staring at for weeks. Sweat
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the Crips and the Bloods. The Crips, who had been crippled from birth, were angry because the Bloods, who had been crippled after birth, weren't filing their taxes. Preposterous!
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right behind her! Pulsating white with energy, it moved closer and closer to her. The furry green Creeper detonated just before Velma got inside. "Ruh Roh! Roh Rell" yelped Scooby.
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his head was attached to a womans body instead! He didn't mind this at all, he was actually happier this way for some reason. The journey was a success, he had made it to planet
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"Nice, firm but still soft, and appears timid in this lighting... you're mustache is perfect!" I said. So I took her home, said I'de be with her forever (lie), did it, and left.
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she would notice he was wearing Beats™ by Dr. Dre™ sound canceling headphones for the past 7 years of dating. Yes, we are speaking of Dr. Dre here, how else would he have them? So
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I do what the hell I want! I throw stones day in and day out, play with my crane and wrecking ball, and even sometimes read a good novella or 2. My plexi-glass house is so beast it
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crawled from my ear and I quickly pushed it back in. I can't let them see I'm a zombie, who would hire a dead person!? My urge to eat brains had subsided and the interview was over
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been missing their arms and legs their whole life. The sheer beauty was magnificant, he could see the peaks of mountains far on the horizon. He struggled to climb up a boulder and
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One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords and shot another! A deaf policeman heard the noise,
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Sadly our only baby came out looking like one of those clusters of Nerds you sometimes find in the box. Don't get me wrong, they're very tasty, just like our baby. Sometimes I
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how babies were made. "Bethany", I said with a soft voice, "One day when your older and find a man that makes you truely happy, he will rape you, mutilate your body, and leave you
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a lead filled necklace in one of the machines by the Walmart exit instead of giving that quarter to save 4 kids in Africa. She thought hard, while sucking on the necklace. She then
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"HIPPo-POTo-MONstro-SESqui-pedALio-PHObia" was the next word on the list. But many people in the class were scared of that word, so they moved on quickly. "Mispronouncing words is