Finished Folds (221—240)
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3me the "Reverse Hungarian." And please give a warm welcome to the next up, our very own, don't call him fat because he'll just eat your ear, THE INTERRO-GATOR
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2As the blunt, wooden implement slapped across her jawbone and cheek, the last thing she thought before everything went black was, (Did I remember to lock the front door?)
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2sense, then, when the focus of our exposition changed to something less offensive. Mosh pits, after all, are not known for their hygiene (or politeness).
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0hysteria, causing her to blurt out things like, "Ass!" and "Shit!" while flailing wildly and uncontrollably. Her disorder was often an inconvenience, but semen confectionery really
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0hammered, but in a good way. He leaned back and sipped his decadent glassful, for he was in no rush. Reflecting on the day's events, he thought to himself, (Brilliant.)
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1tubular radical! As winter descended though, the penguins had to huddle together to conserve warmth, and the escaped armadillos were a distant memory. Turns out cheese wasn't their
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1breasts chose that particular moment to pop out of her too-tight button-up V-neck. Because it would be some time before she was again invited to her parents' social.
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3out of his mind, but still somehow cogent (probably a ghost-thing), he contemplated his future as a disembodied spirit, and wailed at the unfairness of it all. "BUT THAT'S NOT ALL"
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1Satan's Minions from the nightmarish portal contained therein. Normally, this treatment merely caused irreparable brain damage, but this man was quite different.
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1He knew he'd be stuck here on the john for a while, so he picked up a reader's digest. Good thing they write these to be read in the space of an average bowel movement, he thought.
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3A team of prostitutes, brigands, highwaymen, pirates, pimps, loiterers, shady folk, untrustworthies, hobos, criminals, thieves, pickpockets, delinquents and some French approached
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4In the space of four seconds, Joey recounted his life's accomplishments. He'd had a surprisingly full life, despite only having lived to 22. The wall, and his death, were fast
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6The accelerator suddenly dropped to the floor, and all 476 horses thundered under the hood. Flames jetted from the side exhaust, and the impromptu crowd whooped and hollered at the
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3In a valiant attempt to set a new world record, Pete stuffed another two franks into his maw. Already to near-choking and fast approaching his limit, he glanced at the LED clock.
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4Leaning over the new hole in the floor, our hero peered suspiciously into the murky depths below the apartment complex. "This must be the work of my arch-nemesis, THE INTERRO-GATOR
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4A horrible buzzing noise punctuated the morning routine of ripping through the flesh of her latest kill. A mosquito had caught the scent. The female Tyrannosaurus slowly rose and
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3"If you don't have time to type out a grammatically-correct and properly punctuated story, just don't bother!" I thought aloud to myself as I flipped through a women's magazine.
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2suddenly spurted a foul-smelling liquid onto the floor and walls, and I couldn't get the image of a dead cat stuffed with rotten jalapenos out of my head. "There's the baking soda,
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4an accent that betrayed her as being from Northern Ireland. Although I found her features extremely attractive, I was a Pakistani and as we all know, you don't mix with her sort.
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1family's documented predisposition toward alcohol abuse, high blood pressure and heart attacks, but the cat was out of the bag. Now I wasn't sure if she would stay the remainder of