Finished Folds (281—300)
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2But that would mean that the killer... was still in the room *gasp*! I turned around quickly, but the expected blow to the head never came; a couple minutes later I shrugged and
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4to a penniless loser, as long as the love was there. Or at least, that's what she kept telling herself as she strode slowly down the carpet, ephemeral lacy fabric trailing behind.
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1will readily expound on his doubtlessly informative experiences as an alcoholic, but there's no time for that now. The travelers had to continue with their quest to find
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3were able to form coherent sentences without rambling for too long and becoming incomprehensible and annoying, and French.
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1Steve Jobs' strangling hold on the iOS app market. It had caused him many sleepless nights, being a developer of risqué applications, always skirting the boundary of acceptance.
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1mounds of pimply warts emerged from under the folded and raised layers of stored fat. The pores couldn't get enough air, but had no shortage of oil. They festered and became huge,
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3fly into a rage, as I had once again forgotten his hatred of James Cameron. This time though it seemed maybe I'd forgotten one time too many, as he brandished a large steak-knife,
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2and cascaded all around their drenched forms, smothering them in a glorious ocean-scented carpet of bubbles. Barbara turned to Liza and said, "I don't think there's any way I could
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4dying from over-exposure to the fashion faux pas. After all, the only woman who could pull off a taupe sweater vest was
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2were responsible for the original crime. Alas, the US Government knew little about the New Yorkers that I had connected to this whole thing, and they couldn't find much. But then,
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3How the hell did you just do that?" And I said, "Do not take the Lord's name in vain." To which he replied, "I'm an atheist Quaker." Followed by silence as I worked that one out.
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4car's interior. You might as well look fresh if you're going to be committing a crime as heinous as the one I was about to commit. I gathered up my tools and stuffed them in the
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2attached to his left ear. He reached up to flick it away, annoyed, but then he heard a small voice: "Help me!"
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3the crowd, but he couldn't, because a cucumber had just been stuffed into his mouth and forced down his throat. RuPaul, DQA Captain was going to suffocate to death on a phallic
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7So named, for abundance of morning dew that accumulated in artistically-placed decorative saucers near the entranceway. The Inn was also famous for its regulars, a rag-tag group of
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2Looking more closely, it appeared that in actuality, the dog's fifth leg was actually its.. well, one of its fiddly bits. You know. Ahem. She kept walking, trying to put it out of
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2fast-moving shiny object, headed straight for the speeding rig. We could do nothing but watch as the object collided with the trailer, exploding out the other side, and continued
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1gradual yellowing was put off until after the free-toothbrush age, in young adulthood. This was generally considered to be President Cooper's best decision yet. She was a lesbian,
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1slide her body around with his telekinesis. She couldn't fight back, but her face was locked in a painful-looking expression of fear. It was like watching a marionette hump a
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2was proud of his prisoner's musical accomplishment, as the wretched being was deformed and missing three quarters of his brain. Sadly, it had been removed to save its life.