Finished Folds (301—320)
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0when Fox cancelled DollHouse, but that didn't matter anymore; the female fan he was entranced with was demanding his attention and he had to obey—she was gorgeous.
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4suddenly an alien craft descended in front of him, teleported him into a cage onboard, and demanded in English that he solve their alphabet-soup-based intergalactic puzzle game.
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5the jewel wasp, a species which injects a paralyzing neurotoxin directly into the brain of its victim. The female insectoid struggled vainly, and briefly, but ultimately succumbed.
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4was confident in his ability and his training. Given his ability to set goals and think critically about a problem, he figured he must have had training, despite weighing only 4 oz
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2make strange discolorations where they landed. Bright shapes slowly expanded on the slowly lapping waters of the San Francisco Bay. She would never allow that to happen again.
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0And there in front of him were 23 individually wrapped confectionery just waiting for him. In his mind he was drooling, and his lack of inhibition caused him to act before thinking
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7a new song about flowers, rainbows and fresh linens. Later that day in their producer's office, the grim-faced man took one look at the lyrics and pointed at the door. "Out."
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2a quick picture of the woman, and waved at the lady smiling, trying to throw her off. She looked at me oddly but dismissed me, and I turned and ran to the authorities. A terrorist!
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10delivered cold. She was the conservative type, and she was very perceptive; not to mention easily offended. I suspected that under that prim-and-proper exterior, though, lie a
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4Old Maggie had been making the rounds lately, showing up everywhere. Bars, truck stops, shopping markets. Nothing was the same anymore. You couldn't trust your neighbors.
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3have naturally strong jaws and sharp teeth. The monthly bill for the creatures' upkeep is astronomical, but we make a steady profit, and barely have to lift a finger.
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1The sudden and gruesome mess of blood and crushed bodies was no surprise to onlookers, as they had been slightly annoyed by the singing and mostly sighed in relief at the outcome.
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1rolled all of the evidence into a blanket and hauled it outside. It took all four of us to lift the bulging package, and all night to dig the hole, since we had no shovels.
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4"I can't feel my legs, and I'll probably put out tonight." Slim reaped millions from the culture-aware marketing ploy, and he shared his money with his closest friends and family.
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4The pirate robot factory blossomed into flames, and four shadowy figures lept from the inferno into the nearby grass. The squad of zombie ninjas consulted their trochee manual, and
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3and really, his dream couldn't have been more perfect. Oceans made of delicious, lukewarm beverages and sweet toppings always put his mind at ease. But he was violently awoken when
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4despite his training. Minutes later, his wife suddenly barged in and her mouth went agape as she took in the scene before her. "Just what the HELL do you think you're doing?"
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0there was a slight risk of being found out. After all, this kind of surveilling was illegal, and he suspected at least one of the two targets was a trained intelligence agent.
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2The agitated cop pulled out his weapon. "Resisting arrest, camel jockey?" I exploded with rage at the public servant's obviously racist taunt, jumping from behind the cap rack.
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4And then suddenly, steak sandwiches again! Mr. Underhill had more steak sandwiches and was throwing them at Joe's face. Joe gobbled them up almost as fast as they hit him.