Finished Folds (41—60)
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5Orbisen had been stalking Pooh for over a year. Luckily, he died, thought Pooh. Just then, he could see Elmer Fudd in the distance. "What's HE doing in this story?" thought Pooh.
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5A hand in the back row went up tentatively. "Yes," said the instructor eating his banana. "Uh.." said the mishapen man. "What if, I mean, I'm norm/ I mean, Norm is my name..."
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4consulted his Farmer's Almanac for inspiration. But Earl found no such muse within its pages. "Welp," he sighed, slamming it shut. "I reckon Bird's Eye Inc. jist gonna haff to git!
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5from the flames. "Well ah be tarred and feathered if this ain't gonna be one HELL-uva dag gone steak!" he yee-ha'd. Just then he saw what he reckoned was a smirk on a nearby cow or
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2"Not-So-Friendly-Wendy"...and as if THAT wasn't enough of a slap in her face, I hereby announce the opening of 510 fast food restaurants in her name! Thank you, I'm Dave Thomas.
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1"Oy vey, gevalt!" he said. Colonel Rumpcheeks, (not up on his Yiddish) nodded to conceal this lack. "Er...yep." he agreed hesitantly, "You...betcha!" Rumpcheeks was not impressed.
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3Hey - listen up Parents of the World. Just cuz I'm a lil kid doesn't mean I don't have stuff to say. Next time you guys "stay together" for us kids, do us favor, huh, and DON'T.
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3I made a mental note. As envigorating as that was, I must admit my tastes had become much more refined. "Amateurs!" I cried out. Your shin-kicks may be well-placed, but I win - OW!
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5Condescension. Thus, on this 3rd Tuesday of the Year 2309 at exactly 5:35 PM Sir Dumfries the Dimwitted will come to his most pitiable public and humiliating end. Let insults fly!
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9handle the overload. No matter, I got right on the problem and am now the proud inventor of the patented Indoor Moo MooPoo Poo! Business is booming andhere's one cow in every home!
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3No, this was his day. Clown or no clown, he would conquer his fear. The Bacon Dbl. Duke Burger beckoned to him. "Oh evil siren!" he shouted I shall defeat you and die a happy man!"
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5morning. The Joker doesn't know itm but we switched his beverage to Folger's Crystals. We will be standing by in the Writer's Room to observe his reaction. Cameras ARE rolling!
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3As Topper wound the clothesline in figure-eights around his elbow & forearm he laughed at a memory. "What?" asked Slim. Topper replied, 'member Nolan Ryan clotheslining that guy...
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5"Ee-yo Ho! Fi FO Fum Tiddle Yo Ho!" Their chant could be heard reverberating off the limestone walls of the cave. "The dwarves -" I gasped. "They're coming!" A look of horror came
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7nd as legend has it, the running of the mastodons is oft accompanied by a mysterious, resounding version of, "Run to the Hills." No one has been able to pinpoint the source of the
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8the regrets that still haunt us. All gone...floating away forever like the candle's last tendriled whisp. All that remains for me to say? Choose your battles and your foes wisely.
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4"Yes," Mr. Dalut continued condescendingly, "be that as it may, we no longer offer fries in that size at McDonald's. We sincerely regret the inconv-" "BASTARDS!" I interjected wild
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2"Eww!" came a sudden outburst off camera. Jimmy was incredulous. "OK CUT!" yelled the director. "Everybody, take five." He walked up to Jimmy on set. "What EXACTLY are you
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6happened, had I been left to my own devices, I tend to wander off on tangents in my writing, forgetting the plot indicated and sometimes not even bothering to include the names
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3the room and vowed to wipe this whole unpleasant event, and him, from my cerbral cortex. Of course, this would not go over too well with the deceased family, but...screw it. I had