Finished Folds (161—180)
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3"Well, that was kind of a fluke," I retorted. Then without warning I lept up on the table and pointed at the Sr. Exec. VP. "YOU!" I cried. "You are the one they trust yet - I kno
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3and the hippopotamuses. Caligula came in to the bar just then with his usual rabble-rousing crew, demanding service. "Oy!" he shouted rudely. "'oo 'ere thinks they can best me at a
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3eating contests anymore. God! What a relief. The couple had had enough of that nonsense. There colons needed a well-deserved break. "How about some kale? Perhaps a salad of just ga
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2! I was saving that bit for later!" He admonished. "No matter. I will simply buy another tub of hummus on my way home." Dr. Wenkelstein twacked his assistant on the head for his mi
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3But then, Napolean himself was exiled, he thought. And great minds have been laughed off this planet for such concoctions as donuts with maple and bacon in flannel beard lands
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4you get so used to the tang of the electrical shock? Not having braces anymore in my mouth, of course, the rush isn't quite the same. Oh well. I'd give anything for a bowl of that
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5band began tuning their instruments and the nuns flew in for the ceremony. "What perfect landings, sisters!" The administrator said. The boy took this opportunity to bolt free from
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4them to go. And they themselves had realized their fate. Just as they were about to commit otherworldly suicide, the strange ones heard distinct and distant mooing...could it be?
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2delicacy," the storyteller mused. "For you are witnessing the creation of pure genius." I did not doubt that one bit. Many had traveled the world to sit at the feet of this folder,
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4ase!" They cried-I MUST have your dancing origami ballerinas for my daughters 12th birthday!" Nine times out of ten it was a pack of Bronies ordering them, but c'est la vie.
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3"Is the gift that keeps on giving. And so is herpes. So I suggest you wrap it up, young soldier!" The hall patrolman had no game as he threw us both out of the girl's restroom into
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4en of Conundrums and immediately recognized the lay of the land. I smiled to myself, lowered my gaze and two iridescent gossamer wings unfolded, carrying me far, far away. Home!
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4ed, bejeweled den of iniquity. I licked my lips. "Now this is what I'm talkin' bout!" my friend said. We entered the brothel ready to rumble when a dwarf approached and threw up hi
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2So, without a moment to lose, I quickly MacGyver'd the items into a small one-person hovercraft. "This outta do the trick." I thought. At least temporarily. If only I had one more
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1as usual. "Damn!" I muttered. I knew I would be the laughing stock back at my Pick Up Artist group on Wednesdays. Oh well. On less phone number, I threw it away. I'm still a god!
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2er. "Now, go with this." said the Principal. Adam stroked Eve's face. "Yes." Principal commended. "Don't you worry about that stupid fruit thing. Am I right everyone?" Applause.
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4"Alright everyone, put down your weapons!' The police. They had the place surrounded. The assailants looked up with hope. "No cavalry for you!"They beat them until the sun came up.
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7ghteous alike. "ohhhh well." moaned Eeyore. "I guess I'll just Sit and Wait for Friendship That Never Comes." And that was The Very Grayest it Got indeed. And no colorful balloons
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6uries. (give or take about 40 minutes). This has been largely disputed by both the historical and theological communities. Even Elon Musk has weighed in saying, "I prefer to believ
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7meeting his true soulmate and Life Essence Twin (trademarked by Dr.Phil) whilst perusing the gun racks at Target. But there he was. Todd. The man he Never Dreamed Of. (Because He W