Finished Folds (201—220)
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5ass-less chaps hugging her every curve, she walked through the western-style half doors with a flourish, hands on her side arms. "Gentlemen." She tipped the brim of her hat. "What
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2It was a sad thing to contemplate, really...the slowly swirling downward trajectory of mankind's ability to give two f*cks about anything other than a Double Quarter Pounder with C
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3out and beat his chest proudly, only to sputter and eventually spew up a large piece of wildebeast. "Ooops. My bad." Now, Food Lion is not to be confused with Cocktail Caribou.
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5Which left the reader wondering, was Mr. Wolf out on the lamb or out on the lam? Had he attacked the animal or had he made a break for it? Find out next week on, "Adventures of Mr.
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4I didn't think it was all that unusual, remembering how i had always thought that Winnie the Pooh and Smokey the Bear should go clothes shopping together since one needed pants and
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2hidden her good PCP. "Hmm." Matilda thought. "Best not disturb her stash. She'll slap the happy right outta me." So, she set about to find herself some good old school MDMA.
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5Oddly, no one was that surprised when it was revealed fifty years later that the zombies were in fact developed and financed under Putin's command. He got bitten way back in '72.
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8Donald Trump's nostrils every time he tried to talk. This resulted in a lot of gasping and herniated wheezing accompanied by a lot of histrionic flailing of the arms, but all in al
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5a name change, a passport and ride to the hospital." "A ride to the hospital!? What is it?" "It's a building with doctors and patients, but we don't have time for that. Let's go!"
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5Really, "Sven"? I answered incredulously. "What do you expect me to do with that? My cat would smack the shiver right out of this insect before it could bark, "Uff Da."
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5lling out the letters,"H E L L O T H E R E" across the screen. Then they pulsated wildly at me until I finally yelled back, "HELLO! Ok!! Jeez. What do you want!? Who is this?"
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2ously delicious, I had to admit. Really quite smashing. But I digress. The sparkle dimming, my ennui returning, I fished in my aquarium bag for a cigarello. Nothing, of course. Cra
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3Off to the side a few were collecting bets and the wagers were starting to get pretty steep when in walked Hulk Hogan and his daughter. Everyone's head swiveled around with a "whap
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1freckles. Because, as everyone knows, freckles are very rare indeed.
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4a hell of a lot more disgusting things nowadays than toads to earn your way! I mean - have you SEEN Harvey Weinstein?! What makes YOU so damn special?" "You're right," the princess
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3...Hello Americans, I'm Paul Harvey. You know what the news is -- in a minute, you're going to hear the rest of the story. And now...page two...
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3her, "My dear, though I can appreciate a difference of opinion, your rather obvious and near pathological attempt at covert optical stink-omonious is not lost on me." She frowned.
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2quicksand and marshmallow cream (the standard foundation for low-income housing in those days), so it wasn't a surprise when a house or two would just slip into the sea one afterno
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2Of course, it didn't help calm the censors down that every word of was going out live. Nor did it do the producers and cast any favors to discover that the girl was blind and lost
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3bomb or facsimile thereof - and as fast and as best he could with the rudimentary tools at his disposal. All in all, it was legit bad ass show of engineering. "I am such a McGyver.