Finished Folds (181—200)
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2as only empty motorbikes can sneer. The, with a hideous cough, the motorbike continued its vehicular manslaughter until only I was left in the pilgrim village. Raising a wrench, I
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2Puffnstuf (he played one of the goofy firemen) answered. "Nether have I!" replied the MC to a thunderous silence. Pat got up and left the auditorium, followed by the other firemen.
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2Interior pointed to the human cutlet in the middle. "This one seems to Smell of Female," he said. "Oh Lux, I bet you say that to all the girls," said Ivy, and they goo-goo-mucked
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3-goers were smashed and would eat anything, at that point. Leon picked up the pot and spread the cheddar chocolate fondue all over the marble tabletop. Patricia rolled in it before
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3It all started back in the war. I was Major Shitface then, but now I am just Stan. My dreams have been scattered like rose petals at the fancy wedding I didn't quite attend. I left
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1So I looked within myself, but all I found was another me. I had hoped for something better. However, me was all I got. Same old Walmart clearance shirt and everything. So all I
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2And yet the smelly sludge clogged on, oblivious to my discomfort, as a filthy clodhopper played the fiddle. I could not look away as the sludge's stomps left puddles of ooze along
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1Little Sidney Lou Hu, who was no more than few and had been blessed with total deafness, sat quietly as the other children shrieked. Then he rose upon their sound waves and
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2They shot me full of silver bullets and drove stakes through my heart, but still I walked the Earth, maimed more by their cruel regard than by their attempts at killing me. I was a
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3everyone was willing to go to prove themselves right, in spite of evidence to the contrary. Kind of like our genderfluidiy, but at least we had the surgical option. Politics didn't
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1bloody well have been raised by now. Instead, I have a sacrificial mess to clean up and not a demon in sight. Except maybe some inner demons. When I get my hands on the guy who
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2hand. She imagined the slamming of a million library doors, the blank facades of a million book store web sites, and it was all her fault. Meanwhile, Fluffy, at her feet, had
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2sleep, perchance to dream a dream upon that very cot, that he would one day double-check his spelling before folding. But alas, sometimes time runs out, and the error lives on
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1David Hasselhoff, who just happened to be passing by, smelled her tears. They smelled like the ocean. He took Hazel into his still strong but slightly withered arms and proposed
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2until someone realized that both sides were reading off the Faux News teleprompter. The office side had the brains, the mail-room team had the brawn, but neither had righteousness.
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2exclaimed as he held the flashlight to the the aquarium wall. "No fair, Nemo!" Squidman objected, "the sea monkey army only appears to be dancing." He grabbed the dance trophy and
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2But instead of adorable kittens clinging the drapery, it was Princess Harriet's intestinal ticker-tape. We had begged her not to eat all that paper, but being royalty, she did what
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1Only in this case it was Minimum Overdrive, since the trucks were so tiny. Still, it was very treacherous trying to maneuver across the aisle to the soup section while they ran
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1that alien women are twice as endowed as those on Earth, in spite of being half as becoming," he testified before a jury. The judge sentenced him to five years in a Nebulon prison
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4made me turn right around and jump back into my commuter tank and head for the beltway to launch rockets at more Road Rage twerps. Soon the roads were filled with charred remains