Finished Folds (161—180)
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2the edge and into the canal. I could see his fine figure, still saluting, shrink into the distance as the sturgeon, which had caught on my cuff link, dragged me out toward the sea.
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4DNA. "Oye," muttered Boychik, "these are definitely polyester genes. Tacky." He pushed away from the microscope and peered out the window. The robots were zapping some poor schmuck
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3"Pardon me," said Bavarian Cody, "I just love chocolate milk, even though it gives me gas." Sanusky Sally nodded and made her way quickly to the kitchen, where she escaped out of
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2But a stubborn tuft of Doc Brown's hair got caught outside of the DeLorean as it took off into the future, and fluttered to the ground where I stood. Was the Doc to be bald in the
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3aloft on this soft, summer night. Cupid shot his bow through the hearts of Pitch and Coo, and prepared his deep-fryer for some tender, loving nuggets. But the owl swooped in before
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2To crawl, yes, or to rise up off your knees and stride into a new day, possibly hitting your head on the low ceiling. The bell has tolled, and now you must decide if you have the
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1raunchy sea shanty before it flew into a wall, causing a fatal concussion. It wasn't may fault! So I took the parrot back to the pet store for a refund, but the stupid clerk
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3loo. Bucket 25: the movie star's exact claimed age. Bucket 26: Hand it over Ma, the fire's almost out. Bucket 27: too late, it's gone to Heaven. Bucket 28: We sealed its fate.
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3"Flea my friend," Tick began as he reached over to clasp Flea's tiny shoulder, but before he knew it, Flea had fled. Tick was ticked. He had planned to suck the blood from Flea's
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3I realized then that his cyber bullying had become physical bullying, and that I had to get out of the chat room, so to speak. With one hand to my slapped face, I fled into the
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3So I attempted to put the angry flames out with my cool, clear thoughts. The anger was so intense that it made my river boil, but I knew I had to keep dousing it without becoming
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1But no amount of scrubbing could remove the offending words from between the keys. I finally had to throw that laptop out. It cursed repeatedly as the trash truck hauled it away.
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2seemed to be both dancing the frug and goose-stepping as he crossed the piazza to where the bass pouted up from the small window in the foundation. "What do you call that move?"
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2-s the sound of thunder, and then Aquaman came riding in on a tsunami to save the day. "I'll take that," Aquaman said to the criminal as he swiped the water gun from his webbed
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2, an army of hairdressers approached from the south, as armed, starved-to-perfection paratrooper models fought prevailing winds to make it to their targets. Failing this, fashion
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1discussed this notion among themselves. Being demons, they had always relied on their evil powers instead of firearms, but being stupid, they agreed to the duel. At dawn, I watched
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1the Mamba Snake Super Slide at the water park. Halfway down, I wedged myself in sideways and refused to budge. Kids wailed in frustration at the top of the ladder. I made demands
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2and forbade it, but ol' Jo-Jo couldn't prevent me from nibbling on Risa's ear on lunch breaks. Or on her toes. Or her fleshy tummy. Before I knew it, I had eaten all of her. I felt
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2into me when he's ecstatic, is what I told my teacher. But she could see the welt rising under the band-aid and sent me to the nurse. "Who punched you in the eye?" the nurse asked
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6President Roosevelt shook his head. "Don't get in a tizzy, Izzy," he told Duncan, "you're far too cerebral for the American public." She adjusted her flowing scarf and stomped on