Finished Folds (161—180)
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2-s the sound of thunder, and then Aquaman came riding in on a tsunami to save the day. "I'll take that," Aquaman said to the criminal as he swiped the water gun from his webbed
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2, an army of hairdressers approached from the south, as armed, starved-to-perfection paratrooper models fought prevailing winds to make it to their targets. Failing this, fashion
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1discussed this notion among themselves. Being demons, they had always relied on their evil powers instead of firearms, but being stupid, they agreed to the duel. At dawn, I watched
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1the Mamba Snake Super Slide at the water park. Halfway down, I wedged myself in sideways and refused to budge. Kids wailed in frustration at the top of the ladder. I made demands
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2and forbade it, but ol' Jo-Jo couldn't prevent me from nibbling on Risa's ear on lunch breaks. Or on her toes. Or her fleshy tummy. Before I knew it, I had eaten all of her. I felt
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2into me when he's ecstatic, is what I told my teacher. But she could see the welt rising under the band-aid and sent me to the nurse. "Who punched you in the eye?" the nurse asked
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6President Roosevelt shook his head. "Don't get in a tizzy, Izzy," he told Duncan, "you're far too cerebral for the American public." She adjusted her flowing scarf and stomped on
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2as only empty motorbikes can sneer. The, with a hideous cough, the motorbike continued its vehicular manslaughter until only I was left in the pilgrim village. Raising a wrench, I
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2Puffnstuf (he played one of the goofy firemen) answered. "Nether have I!" replied the MC to a thunderous silence. Pat got up and left the auditorium, followed by the other firemen.
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2Interior pointed to the human cutlet in the middle. "This one seems to Smell of Female," he said. "Oh Lux, I bet you say that to all the girls," said Ivy, and they goo-goo-mucked
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3-goers were smashed and would eat anything, at that point. Leon picked up the pot and spread the cheddar chocolate fondue all over the marble tabletop. Patricia rolled in it before
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3It all started back in the war. I was Major Shitface then, but now I am just Stan. My dreams have been scattered like rose petals at the fancy wedding I didn't quite attend. I left
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1So I looked within myself, but all I found was another me. I had hoped for something better. However, me was all I got. Same old Walmart clearance shirt and everything. So all I
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2And yet the smelly sludge clogged on, oblivious to my discomfort, as a filthy clodhopper played the fiddle. I could not look away as the sludge's stomps left puddles of ooze along
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1Little Sidney Lou Hu, who was no more than few and had been blessed with total deafness, sat quietly as the other children shrieked. Then he rose upon their sound waves and
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2They shot me full of silver bullets and drove stakes through my heart, but still I walked the Earth, maimed more by their cruel regard than by their attempts at killing me. I was a
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3everyone was willing to go to prove themselves right, in spite of evidence to the contrary. Kind of like our genderfluidiy, but at least we had the surgical option. Politics didn't
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2hand. She imagined the slamming of a million library doors, the blank facades of a million book store web sites, and it was all her fault. Meanwhile, Fluffy, at her feet, had
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2sleep, perchance to dream a dream upon that very cot, that he would one day double-check his spelling before folding. But alas, sometimes time runs out, and the error lives on
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1David Hasselhoff, who just happened to be passing by, smelled her tears. They smelled like the ocean. He took Hazel into his still strong but slightly withered arms and proposed