Finished Folds (201—220)
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4stab it with a fork. While the cockroaches were asleep, I set out plates piled high with poisoned pumpkin pie that I was sure they couldn't refuse. Then I went back to bed and
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5The chicken smiled at Rassilon (and his mutton chops™ ) as well as she could, given that her beak was so rigid. "Grits are a waste of good corn," she said. But Tim the Shrimp was
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3"I'm sure you are," said Nurse Ratched with death-like calm in her voice, "but at Fairview, we expect you to keep you head right-side up when you eat, even if you are a flamingo."
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2looked stylish, but then had to burn her stylish clothes, since they had blood all over them. Marie at the fabric shop was the first one to notice that murders followed all of her
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1up after sitting so long in his own sweat? You might ask. Well, it wasn't easy. But the buffoon soon cranked the coolant into the channels, and the nymph lodes began to thicken.
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4The moon and nearby planets look upon this world in horror, or they would if they could. If they could, they would stuff their fingers in their ears to blot out the repetitious
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1-alian Western. 'Hiya Zappata' or something. It was blazing hot and the horse fainted during filming. It was the best scene and the movie, yet the horse got no credit. The horse's
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4low rider bathtub-on-wheels filled with mole sauce, Margarita reeled. "Senor Carnitas de la Salsa Caliente," she sighed, "I thought you would never come, with a side of rice!" But
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3-atrical productions using all-dog casts, and I was going to keep it that way. I put my immortal soul in a Tupperware container, labeled it "beets" and stored it at the back of the
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1-ndroids in drab A-line dresses who couldn't have a creative idea if it was programmed into their artificial intelligence. These Matrons were only good for nagging and scolding
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1the Hollywood closet junkie set. It's how I get my fix!" Judy's eyes were like that of a shark, large, black and moist. Cary wanted to fall into them and drown, but he was too gay.
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3, but when Pickled Gran began to salt and pepper our feet, we knew that she, in fact, intended to eat them. As we gazed around her lair of the future, we saw our future selves.
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1Not being one to waste food, Det. Manatee scraped the egg off his face and into the hot skillet. Representatives from the Chic Den could smell the aroma from outside, and protested
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5, only people banging on pots and pans, some dancing, and a few weddings of various sexual preferences right there on the street outside the white house. Donald wiped his upper lip
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1"Okay, how about this approach," said Shemp, the ad writer, "Please buy this Gwyneth Paltrow face crap, or we'll be hexed by a witch!" The PR team frowned. "Too actual," they said.
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4It was overpriced, but you wanted to appear intellectual to the babe who sold yams in the marketplace, so you bought it. Parading up and down in front of her like an idiot, you
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3Your idea got bumped down to the Benny Hill gag writing office, where it was briefly discussed, but only if it included half-clad nurses and dirty old men in wheelchairs. It was
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1-aw their images reflected in an overly-ornate mirror, and knew at once what she, Termagro, and XLT really were: Religious hand-puppets putting on a Sunday school show. Monique
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1too, shall pass. Literally. You can feel it bumping around in your colon, whistling and groaning like a living thing. But it's just nature's little garbage disposal taking care of
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1pavement. From its back emerged translucent wings of bile, which shown green against the moonlight as it rose into the sky, gagging and heaving. She watched in horror as it flew