Finished Folds (221—240)
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2But Warner Brothers was more than happy to produce The Lemming King, with hopes of cashing in on a new animated musical classic. But tragedy was to haunt the film from day one.
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3She had to. You see, being a time traveler forbade Mom from mentioning future events to those of us in the past. So I decided to create the Pali speaking autotrons, myself, in the
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3flurry of excitement (and chipmunk fur) into the next dimension. "What took you so long, Sarah?" asked Dr. Who, plainly irritated, but bemused nonetheless. Sarah smoothed her
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1over," said the ex-squire as he watched the helicoptering tapir disappear over the South American hills, "but I think I will study this new flying tapir species." The leopard was
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1freeze-dry them, I suppose, and store them in the shed in shrink-wrapped bundles, in case the apocalypse comes. But that's really more trouble than they are worth. We could paint
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1perhaps even HP printing ink for sepia printing. "People just had no optimistic imagination these days," muttered Fraternity Brown, a self-serving psychologist. He had used the ink
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1to spending the weekend with his Glaswegian girlfriend Glenda. Henry was imagining her warm body against his as he flew up the M758 when a hovertruck full of marmalade appeared in
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0just eat the kebab and then poke the DJ in the stomach with the greasy skewer. This annoyed the DJ, but being a people-pleaser, he asked Bob what tune he would like to hear.
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2The Humvee ran out of petrol some forty miles from the Siberian border, and she had to walk those miles, shaking like a jackhammer all the way. If she didn't get a hamster soon,
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0But let's face it, Sir Wilbert Horsehead fumbled at pretty much everything. Why he thought he could be a jewel thief was pure conceit on his part. He looked bad in a turtleneck,
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1Daddy's plan was to steal a few of Old MacDonald's cows (just a few small ones, he said) and keep them in a walk-in freezer in our garage, so that we could have ice cream whenever
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0, thinking that perhaps a hamster-induced hallucinatory trip might help inspire his next cartoon. Or, it could lead to addiction, and the end of Disney Studios. Walt decided to
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3We were so quiet that a big-haired librarian gave us each a gold star and a pop-up book for being so good. She didn't realize that we were just saving our voices for our next show.
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2hear me bray! And bray I did, full-throatedly and proudly. And the world listened. And the donkeys listened. And the world called me an ass. And the donkeys were insulted. But I
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4common sense, and the whole lot of them were found dead at their Thanksgiving table, having eaten the poisonous mushroom sauce that Grandma had put on the green beans. They should
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3but his high school ring, which was found out in the desert in a petrified pile of poop. The old prospector who found it, took it to town, hoping that it would make him rich, but
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3But the village people didn't want to write any Village People songs with JMan. "We don't write with anyone who throws up his own hands. Gross!," they said, waving their torches
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3Even though she was in a pickle, she appreciated the rye look on Josef K.'s face. She could tell that he could cut the mustard. And the cheese, into thin slices, like waxed paper
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3king of guy would do, only gently, so you'd know you were not to blame for your fears. Then you would fall into my arms, sobbing with relief that you were understood, and my specs
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1, which was like Nirvana, only more so. Nirvana+ seemed to welcome her, at first. There was a low, calming hum, and as her eyes became accustomed to the light, she noticed that