Finished Folds (2301—2320)
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8-n angels then sang him to his eternal rest, and he was dumped into a pine box and buried under six inches of gravel in a Tippy's Taco House parking lot. They say at night you can
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6and maybe it didn't, but he always took her out for pizza afterward. I won't go into details of how things went between them that night, but let's just say they had a jumbo double
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7to his dismay, the only hands left to get on deck were the tiny mice hands of none other than Bat and Melville. Ahab's first mate danced about, trying to stomp them, but he made
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4Thou shalt not have another drink if thou has been drinking all night all ready. 2) If the floor is spinning, sit down, and 3) If you think you need to crawl home, start now. I had
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5children's route to school went around the block on which the VaVa Adults only Cinema stood, lest they see the photographs of Long Rod McAllister and notice his resemblance to Bill
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4surely the president would have had her locked up for civil disobedience, so she went home and knitted. First, she knitted her brows, and then she knitted the president's brows.
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5-r was it? The first night after buying the Clown Motel, Charlie could not sleep. Pies were being thrown in room 11, and the ghosts of miners haunted the ice machine. Clown cars
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6stray turd out of the way and followed the robot outside. The weather had taken a dreadful turn since the last nuclear war, and Eli gazed sadly upon his meadow, now charred and
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3" the voice on the phone exclaimed. "Well, I'll be a human's nephew!" the scientist replied, as he watched the fur grow rapidly upon his other hand. Suddenly craving bananas, he
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5-y pink floss, but her depression kept her from flossing afterward, so all her teeth rotted. Her dentist stared deeply into her eyes instead of her mouth, and the two fell in love.
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1Though I looked adorable in my monkey suit, it didn't suit my needs as a plumber. For one thing, the pants covered my rump completely, except for the hole where the tail poked thro
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5The medium and I pulled back the door of the tent and watched as the black tigers, walking backwards, disappeared over the horizon. It was twilight, and the desert slept uneasily.
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6right catch and in minutes my bra was fastened back on again. Now free from the superfluous bobble of my physical body, my spirit dreamed that it used a jackhammer in my Maidenform
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5you must be nuts if you think I'll let you inspect my prostate again," I told him. His face fell like a man slipping on a banana peel and he ran from the grocery store, bawling.
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2Shay gathered armloads of Queen Anne's lace and spent all night sewing them into her coronation gown. But the carrots were horrified when she showed up at their palace the next day
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5ink your name in the snow, if you get my drift. It's not all fun and games when you're a transgender squid. The cost of nylons alone might break you, and don't get me started on
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5was none other than Count Snackula. I was rooted to the spot as the great count rose from his styrofoam coffin and beckoned to me with one finger, on which he wore an onion ring.
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6swimming again in the naivety that was Classic Coke before it Coke was Classic. Det. Manatee absentmindedly sipped his drink and ingested them all, just for the taste of it.
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5-ir wazoos, so cut it out. We can't afford to lose any more of the faithful." Gabriel mocked surprise, but God saw him and demoted him to assistant putto. So much for him.
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7and there he saw an eye staring back at him. Inside the portal something awful screamed. My arm was hanging from its eye socket. "I am so out here," I said, and I was.