Finished Folds (2321—2340)
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4were wholly unsuitable for a thesis. "Wholly, wholly, wholly," sang the professor as he failed the poor beast, "lord God almighty!" God laughed his holy ass off in the other room.
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2outside the restrooms trying desperately to hold down their lunches. What a bunch of weenies. Why, in my day we could pass the bar and knit booties on the same afternoon. Almost.
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6I don't know where to go with this. All I'm getting is an image of the Tidy Bowl Man helplessly adrift in a sea of merde he never made. What could he have done to deserve this?
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4For if you were to stop, you would hang there on your strings for an indefinite amount of time, lifeless. And you can't allow that thought into your little wooden head, can you?
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2-ung about like poo from a monkey's cage as my dggfvuikki-induced fit reached a crescendo. Unspeakable words were pouring from my keyboard into the fifth fold, making the story
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10They get me, they really do. And the morgue is so serene. I like to lie down on an embalming table and just soak in the cool silence. It is a good place for a nap. The metal is so
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4he has left his glasses in the doghouse. "Sherman? Is that you?" he asks the shadowy figure. As it waves its nebulous arms about, he realizes that he has left his hearing aid in
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10"I guess I can take a joke." And with that the shadow shrank and Tad grew until he was a giant without a shadow. He missed it, as it was the only thing that ever followed him.
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5shattered into a million pieces, which glittered on the sand. Maryanne looked down at them at first in horror, but then a smile spread across her face. Now she was the hot one.
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3commodity and he never walked away from equity. So he built a cabins for his henchmen out in the parking lot and called it Camp Goon. Oh, the songs they sang, out in the night.
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5After running rings around everyone's sense of logic and decency, he managed to confuse the voters into electing him. Having realized all his dreams, he floated gently into space.
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5Even after we threw him over the edge and he was swallowed by a whale we could still hear him. Desperately the whale followed our boat for many miles, begging us to get him out.
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5-or bananas, which made him even more uncomfortable. Finally he managed to chew off his own arm and escape. He could hear the man drone on, unaware of the severed arm he now held.
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4of interest happened today? No-one found a wallet in the Wal-Mart parking lot? Nobody's gerbil did something cute? You people are hopeless!" He fired them all and went home.
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3taste-tested by Barney the police dog, who ate them all indiscriminately. The police were back at square one, wondering how this had all started. It started with the first fold.
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6Wrong Way Charlie and was the butt of many thoughtless jokes. Sure, the Pook was lost, but really, who isn't?
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5Las Vegas, but things had taken a downturn. Where were his wishes, now? Gone. Just like his backbone. But maybe he still had a purpose in life. If he could just man up and let go.
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4For the first time in his existence, Satan felt cheapened, and it hurt him to his blood red core. Sudden;y he knew what everyone had warned him about. Business is Hell.
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3story is over, Fatso." The portly gentleman was taken aback. "I'm sorry," she told him, "I was upset. I shouldn't have called you Fatso." He replied "No, you see, I'm Stewart."
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2he could not give it half a chance. I guess that is why none of us have heard of him before now.