Finished Folds (2361—2380)
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3to them first. The devil's homemade dog food was as ugly as homemade sin, but the collie didn't mind, as long as he could breathe in his owner's face, later. He was a devil dog.
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2pay attention to invisibles such as ourselves. But what will we have won? Just another in a series of cultures conquered by another group of disgruntled underlings. We needed to
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3had taken her years of epiglottal training to be able to hold all that gas in her stomach for so long, but the payoff was colossal. Amy was no longer the Belching Queen, and had to
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4"This is not THAT sort of parlor!" Ida Mae indignantly told the Odour Police. After they left she and the homeless man laughed their heads off and poured gin into their throatholes
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5now bronzed and enshrined in the Shrine of Our Immaculate Warhammer on East 41st Street. The Little Sisters of Violence took great pains to polish the weapon every day and
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2-rised everyone by showing up in nothing but a Speedo and a pair of penny loafers with glass eyes inserted where the pennies should be. Chambers then made jokes about looking up
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3-ed legal, medical and mental council after our national leaders made it mandatory for everyone to have hernia mesh implant surgery so the lawyers could stay in business. So
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4What a stroke of luck that I happened to have a gas mask in my briefcase that a socialite had given to me earlier that day, so I survived the smell, but the sounds coming from the
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3where the 12 monkeys cried 96 tears because I could only afford 6 quarter pounders (car payments, y'know) which they had to share. The monkeys then demanded 31 flavors of ice cream
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3than the bride or groom dropping dead at the altar. That would be a tragedy. But being the Death of Marriages is a shame. No-one wants to share cake and champagne with you when
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9many people pass gas because the pressure of trying to figure out the big words presses down on their lower digestive systems. Great literature will do that to a person. I try to
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3and indeed my cranium had been up my rectum not long ago. I could tell because I was wearing the glasses I got last year. "Put the x-ray away, Doc," I begged, "I'll keep it out of
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2Lovecraft stories are fairy tales compared to the havoc that Mother Goose wreaks on an unsuspecting underworld every night with her Forks of Righteousness. She becomes a monster
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3impossible task, since the cards kept slipping through my little kitty paws and I couldn't get a grip on them. So I snuck into a video arcade and began to play Video Poker. I found
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6Moneypenny owes me dog treats. Big time. And this gun will help convince her to pay up." I couldn't believe my dog could be so coldblooded. "Alex," I said to him, "I can buy you
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4The batter stared at her in horror. "Marylou!" he gasped, "Didn't we have an affair last year? Was that baby I just pulverized OUR baby?" But Marylou had all ready stripped off her
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5Joe formed some wing-shapes from wires and stretched pantyhose over them, then spray painted them blue, but instead of looking like a dark angel people now called him 'Tinkerbell'.
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3to be referred to as 'Doctor'. His previous job had been a dishwasher at Bob's Big Boy and he wasn't over the transition. Shirley and Warren had wondered about his red hands.
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2earplugs in order to deal with the incessant chirping of our canary models. I wish they would learn how to Tweet, that would keep them quiet. Jon and I painted for days, hoping to
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4unintentional harshness of her vocal intonations belies a survivor's strength and provides solidarity to those of us who also have lived through Heck. I searched online for