Finished Folds (2381—2400)
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6words as "I", "am" and "fine" stared at him, stony-faced. "I thought I taught you better than that," said the Maltese Falcon. "I never understood what you're saying," he replied.
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2regret their slander when they turn to sand!" With that Ayn Rand struck up the band, but the act was canned. George Sand couldn't understand why the flames were fanned into Disneyl
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6this for a moment and then, shrugging its optic nerves replied, "Oh well. At least I've been able to get drunk without having double vision." And I suppose that's something.
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3her bedroom window, calling out to her "Put your hex key in me, baby! NOW!" Her dream self fumbled around the room for the hex key, but once found, it fell from her fingers and
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3Anyone putting on Blood Panties would instantly become a close, direct relative of everyone else who wore them. People wearing Blood Panties would find themselves suddenly fighting
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2warn most people once about this, but you, you don't seem to listen. I hope for your sake you wore your grandmother's underpants today, because if you wore a thong you will be most
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4What he had been before, his newly human mind did not recognize. He had vague recollections of mossy rocks and darting from a predator's claws, but nothing else. The bedroom
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3(the face on my toe) when we got married and went on our honeymoon, but when we came back we decided to adopt Sprocket as the son we could never have for obvious reasons. Karl and
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4me. "No no, take them back, I wanted to see LARGE black horns." I could hear the previously silent devils snickering as the middle aged woman tspun around and went back to the
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2demons out of her soul and gave them a good talking-to. They shriveled like overcooked bacon and Dr. Ahbcvkbysky shook them over his salad, still wearing his clown suit. This did
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7at Denny's. At any rate, Goldilocks would never again break into homes and eat food and break furniture. The bears buried what was left of her in the garden and feigned innocence
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4the lines had been blurred beyond recognition, and they knew it. We all did. So when little green people invaded earth and began the Little Green Press Corps, at first it seemed to
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6The worst thing by far would be to wake up in the same predicament as yesterday, but the people were so used to reacting with hatred and dread that nothing ever changed. When Libby
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8-cium rich cheese if he had any hope of growing a backbone at all. Nobody listened to the whines and fusses of Good King Alexander any more. He had grown tedious and had to ride in
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4Professor Lulu Loomis was beginning to have second thoughts about taking a job at Hooters so soon after her sex-change operation. Maybe being a woman involved more than just
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6settled over the shoe department. Sneakers slept. Pumps deflated. Nirvana flooded every sole. But the next day brought the summer clearance sale and they were all fit to be tied.
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3which saved us quite a bit in paying Bob's final expenses. All we had to do was to put a gravestone on top of the photo booth full of Bob and the photos of his last moments of life
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3his wasn't the worst one in the world, but it hadn't won the Betty Crocker Kelp-Off, which is why he shot it out of the window in the first place. It was only a coincidence that
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4-ERATION SOYSAUCE was a success and soon he was too busy eating his Fancy Fried Hog Maw to notice me slipping out the kitchen door and racing to the police station in my
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5when the rich have to get off their bums and go down to the wine cellar themselves. Can they find their wine cellars? Can they find their bums? Can we find something else on TV?