Finished Folds (241—260)
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0the surface of her skin, but the grease in her pores, closed by the frigid shower, remained intact. Her breakout the next day was only surpassed by the breakout at Alcatraz that
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1Low, Sweet Chariot was hummed by the crew that had to disinfect that hazmat suit. Realizing he had made a wrong turn, he tore off the stinking suit, ran naked through the carwash,
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3I cut through the heavy layer of fat and finally oozed myself out of the beast's belly. It felt like a Caesarian birth from the inside out. The thing twisted and moaned as it died.
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1freeway, which was, to the tanuki pups, as wide as the galaxy. On the other side, the Maine coon showed them the alleyway behind the Greek restaurant, where they gorged themselves
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1Venetian Banana Slugs! He wiped the discordian dog-doo off his shoes with a wimple that one of the five nuns had dropped as she leapt out of his way. His accordian had been badly
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1The mouse traveled up Otto the elephant's sinus cavity, and into his brain, where it played upon his Occipital lobe like it was a xylophone. Otto heard the music, and began to
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4the hors d'oeuvre are free after 3pm, so come on in, Mousies. Wednesday night is ladies night, all drinks free for female mice. Thursday is open mic night. The Mouse Motel is the
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2"Emmett, take your crack cocaine. Think of all the straight children in China!" scolded Mother, before she realized that Emmett had grown up and left the nest. By then, the diner
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1, all ready hallucinating from too much rabbit, tried to inject an entire tapir into her left arm before leaping through the bay window and onto a fire plug, below. Coatimundis
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1but when Hugh Beaumont entered from his den, pipe in hand, red-eyed pupils so dilated that he looked like a demon teddy bear, I nearly browned myself. "Beaver," he said, "Your teac
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2known only as Skronk. As Skronk's steel talons tore through the fabric of computer space, Etemon laughed and Tai wept. The Pixel Pixies were at last rendered real, and skipped
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1Apparently Santa Clause had a Sub-Clause that delivered gifts to all the iTunes executives that had been particularly deceiving that year. "Hoe, hoe, hoe," shouted Sub-Clause as he
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2fault with all her teachers. This proved her to be more trouble than she was worth, and in their confusion they released Abscynthia back to us, and we fled the land of tongs and
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2fault with all her teachers. This proved her to be more trouble than she was worth, and in their confusion they released Abscynthia back to us, and we fled the land of tongs and
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2fault with all her teachers. This proved her to be more trouble than she was worth, and in their confusion they released Abscynthia back to us, and we fled the land of tongs and
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2fault with all her teachers. This proved her to be more trouble than she was worth, and in their confusion they released Abscynthia back to us, and we fled the land of tongs and
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2I'm just a human, trying to pinpoint where to apply my antiperspirant. "In your moist pits, you ignorant human," sneered the mutant redwood. It was then that I took my axe and
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2queasy about the fish sticks on the menu, but our waitress June assures us that they have more actual fish content than most. Wrrp (my dolphin alien lady date) suspiciously eyes
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2providing The Party with the profits from their Soviet Asia Rocks! tour. This landed all four members of The Monkey Around in a workhouse, where they had to perform for free to
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2crew all got the clap from that blue alien dancing girl. It took most of the Federations space program funds to clear it up. But, as Dr. Abdulla Oblongotta knew, the problem was