Finished Folds (2401—2420)
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5without attracting the attention of the Anti-Arts Police. But Todd would not stop dancing, even as their helicopters darkened the sky. The audience screamed and scattered, but Todd
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3"I'll have another scotch," he told the bartender, "...if the price is right." "Bob Barker?" I asked, and he nodded, "I thought you were dead." "We're all dead in this bar, " he re
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4in the form of the teenaged boys that come to ask them out? So are you saying that we have cannibalized these teenaged boys, and that's why we all feel so horny and oily?
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4-suits and pants-suits in the color red immediately made him go ape. Finally someone got the bright idea to put red-colored lenses in his glasses, which made all red things appear
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5Just then a T Rex stepped in through a time warp and laid a giant egg. The turkeys and chickens stopped arguing and gaped in disbelief. The egg began to crack open and inside was a
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5snarked, peeved at his hogging of the hedge. "HEDGEHOG!" I called after the Minotaur and instantly he turned into a hedgehog and scuttled into the underbrush. Until that moment I
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6a cross-eyed Siamese cat named Cyril who had gotten that way by watching Miley twerk. Cyril could see double into the future and warned the witches that they had mis-stepped and
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3rough I would race to my secret cave and clamber my 11-inch tall self into a giant storm-chasing robot named Jill that I had made from cast-off silverware. Mom never knew
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5out the vile sounds of Milli Vanilli getting an enema. It was not what Agent Huang had requested, but it did the trick. The place cleared out and finally Huang could get some work
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8that moment never came, so I kept on eating. Nothing was enough. I went to Dairy Queen and lay beneath the ice cream taps, leaving a $100 bill at each, for I am not a crook. Then I
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7But by then Professor Loomis had undergone "the operation" and was now a waitress at Hooters going by the name of Lulu. No-one made the connection between this and the hoot raven.
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4-head shark. The cat eats the Twinkie and is then eaten by the shark, but stays alive due to the Twinkie's extended shelf life. In fact, it outlives the shark. But Frankenstein's
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3and wide for a wig that would make Shark Lady look like Prunella Scales, but once they found an oversized Bride of Frankenstein (waterproof) Cleese was easily fooled and eaten.
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6the piano lid down on Professor Loomis' hands, crushing them like garlic cloves. "That should keep your wandering hands from further straying!" she screeched as she called 911.
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6like a nostril slurping up cocaine in the Ladies Room lounge, and I found myself floating in a pool of saltwater somewhere in Maine. I was a child again, and my bottom was sandy.
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10made the plots hard to follow. Even though the tape worms' colloquialisms were confusing (at best), they had a certain flair for Gonzo drama and the sudden inclusion of
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6" said Marcia the great queen of the red rats, "To pay for this trespass you will have to defend us against our enemies, the Victor Vector!" "But," he said, "I don't even know what
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5-mchairs which they put in a circle around the Sir Alfred Bingham's corpse before they set it ablaze. The bonfire party that ensued assured him that there was no love lost between
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6-aga. When they had had their fill, Stuart asked them for their daughter's hand in marriage, but the Rutabagas said it was out of the question. They asked if he would settle for
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7water out of his dish, hoping he would die of thirst. My University of Pluto dog obedience school degree had not included a course in manners. Then I barked at the kids in the pool