Finished Folds (2541—2560)
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2like Dr. Goodfeel Drinkenstein, who have to get to work even if they are intoxicated beyond visual capacity. Her self-driving car was starting to feel sorry for itself, especially
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6end all superfluous typefaces and spacings or Jubelieena the killer whale from the oceans of Hades will come and eat you up, you little rascal! (Insert a mighty whale-like roar.)
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4. I sentence him to marry Phyllis, the spider in my hair!" The hamster in his galoshes squealed in fear. The mouse in his beard laughed. The pigeon in his underwear cooed. Phyllis
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3in," everyone says, but no-one does a dad-blamed thing about it. "Stop that nonsense," they yell down the well to Sam, who flips them the bird. Finally, a kindly albatross hears
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5's always better to spell 'tuchas' the Yiddish way, to avoid confusion. So yeah, I'm confused, but at least I can spell 'tuchas' and that'll get me on any Borscht Belt comic's
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4leering at you from behind the smog. I used to drive to the San Bernadino Mountains all the time, back when you could see them. I had a girl up there, a crazy hippie who always
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5but it only served to enrage the sea monkeys, who had reserved that spot for their annual convention over nine months ago. And they only live for about five days, anyway.
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4"Nobody likes you but me, Derick," said his companion, "not even the queen!" The queen nodded solemnly and beckoned the guards to have the two dragged away to the dungeons.
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3submarine before plummeting to his watery death. "Big Ma", as she was soon to be dubbed, turned out to be a damned good submarine pilot, mostly because she couldn't climb out of
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3-surance bill. The psychological dauber had been sued by all his victims and now his rates were going up! He cancelled his policy and left town. His statue was later cancelled.
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6But they were both cursed with thoughts of superiority to the other, and in the end, that is what destroyed them all. However, after they were gone, the planet was peaceful again.
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5"This is the beginning of the end," said Worm-mouth Jones as he lay on the floor of the news station, looking at his broken tail. The cameras didn't capture this, though, since
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9The gasp, charcoal mellowed, drop by drop, fell through that dimension and into the shot glass of a monster on another planet, who drank the gasp and felt it burn in his throat.
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2entered the realm of reality, and like all real things it was bound to corrode with time. How long had Pinnochio been a boy? Decades? But now he had wrinkles and his hair was
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8But Dan had used a bargain brand aluminum foil on his hat and the laser beam had gotten through and made his head look like a burned pea on his neck. As I ran, I swore that
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5the life of Riley, drinking and frying hot dogs on sticks over open fires. The women, however, were not as pleased with their hobo freedom, which consisted of nasty clothes and
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2where I was attacked by the cat and eaten. The last thing I saw in this life was my reflection in the cat's name tag as she lunged. Turns out I was wrong. I was a ratconteur.
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4unitard had become hopelessly stretched out of shape, so I tossed it into the fire where it bubbled and hissed. As AC/DC and I watched in amazement, a blue lady arose from the fire
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2"Stop savoring me, you creep!" sneered the innkeeper's wife as daggers shot from her eyes and into the mind of she who would from then on be known as the madwoman of Lago.
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5size and smell, we stock the shelves with you so that you will be handy when we're in a bad mood and want to smell something that smells worse than we do. Afterwards we pay you