Finished Folds (2561—2580)
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8even though there was clearly a robot charging station right nest to the coffee refills. The robots marched in front of the McDonalds flashing "Unfair" displays on their faces.
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5somehow managed to keep her cheeks from bulging and remembered to sigh and roll the tissue after spitting the dreadful meal into the toilet. The window was her only exit now.
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6that my professional manner can handle an instant more of this charade!" And with that, the butler turned and left, taking only the silver service with him as severance pay.
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1office furniture in oleomargerine! The flavor masks the tortured sweat of the workers!" yelled Phones as the chef felt the sting of the spatula on his well-used keister. With tears
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2Rembrandt took my Rapidograph back to his own time period and secretly used it in several of his drawings, claiming they had been drawn using cat's whiskers as quills. But I knew
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6became ZZTop. Eventually their beards covered and absorbed their entire physical bodies and they became just beards floating around like hairy specters. Phil "Hairy" Specter was
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5got you your sugar cube and absynth and you hallucinated boringly for four hours and now your not happy. Well, boo-hoo for you." The Green Fairy pouted to herself while he adjusted
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3-n't in the cards for him, though, when his trainer absentmindedly sucked air through her teeth and made a catlike sound, causing Old Dog to climb up her pantsuit and into her wig.
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3we are swallowed, digested, and turned into part of a human being. It is only then that we looks back at our innocent days and weep for what we didn't know back then.
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3pyramids were only fourteen feet tall, but looked bigger in the photos. So I recorded the left over pyramid's height at fourteen feet and clocked out for the day. The left over
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3The Princess was determined not to have to "share his happiness" with him again, even if it meant leaving the country in a 6 million dollar yacht. The sea breeze felt good as she
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4There they were greeted as heroes but forced to ride atop a float that looked like a giant urinal in a ticker tape parade. One of them teetered dangerously on the edge before
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3-r green hearts to the core. Dirty Socks would blame them for squealing. The 3 Martians decided the only way out was to leave the planet. They leapt into their green pie pan and
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6"Again with the bacon...!" the Head Oximite groaned as the same tired idea came up time and again. We took a vote and it was decided that wearing eggs on our heads would be better.
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4It smelled like turpentine, it looked like India ink, I held my nose I closed my eye. I took a drink. My breasts receded and I grew boy parts. My pay increased by 25%. It was a
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3It was very hard to keep the flies on the line once they took the bait. They tended to fly around the room wildly and get me all tangled up while I tried to reel them in.
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4planning to become became a reality. It was enough to keep his Pampers filled to the brim until he was old enough for Preschool. In later years he looked back fondly at his prison
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3-ence and preferred to get his experience from books. His mother, Madelyn Manatee, was mistrustful of her son's bookish ways. "Idle flippers are the devil's Playstation," she would
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4a portal to another world, but it seemed to be just a portal to more of the same old world we were in all ready. So we rode into Dilley, Texas still having to find a rest room.
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4I was sick of how smelly the monkeys were at the zoo, so I began a monkey laundering scheme. every night I would sneak in, borrow a few monkeys, take them home and launder them.