Finished Folds (2581—2600)
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4-ing grenades at every passing boat she saw from then on. No-one suspected the girl who was friends with everybody, of course. The police never searched her place for weapons, or
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4His name was Angel and he went to heaven and was appointed as the Patron Saint of Squirrels (following the abrupt dismissal of the previous holder of that title). Angel watched
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3fell, but by that time the two of us had cashed out our accounts and were on a plane to Rio. That's where I lost her to some Cassanova on the beach. She took everything.
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5"Where to," asked Rez. "Just get me out of this stinkin' town," I said. "No charge if I can come too," said Rez. "You're the driver," I said, handing him a flask of hootch.
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4-ly all the hues of the world until all those that beheld it understood in a glance the concept that we are all related, all connected. I grabbed it and ran through the streets.
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4Once underwater, he was greeted by sea-monkeys, who beckoned him down to their kingdom beneath the waves. "Welcome to your ancestral home," said King Oo-oo. A seaweed wreath was
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2climb into another dimension just to turn the channel. Some Friends! Ross sat up all that night trying to decide whether or not he should turn the TV off completely, which would
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5close to Hell you can get there by bus in eleven minutes, but I was so tired I fell asleep immediately and missed the stop. The next stop was Purgatory. It would have to do.
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11But when Foxi awoke she found none other than Mr. Potatohead lying naked beside her. She was in an oven! "Holy Seamonkeys, I'm the main course!" she gasped. Through the oven window
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2At that point Big Hair found himself ruler of nobody but the most ill and poverty-striken. They were too poor to pay taxes and too weak to work. Big Hair sat on his throne and
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3then combining them with nuclear waste in which grew the most monstrously beautiful and terrifying flowers he had ever seen. Master Splinter rued the day he had not invested in one
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2any twit to become president and wreak havoc with the other theme park residents. Well, I wasn't about to buy a ticket, so I peeked through a crack in the Mexican-built wall to see
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4"Oh, the peanutity!" moaned the smallest peanut as the receding train blew its whistle. "What's that?" the oldest peanut said. "She says she doesn't like nudity," suggested another
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1-t because they figured anyone who ate rats couldn't be all bad. "The police have gotten so lax these days," complained Bertha from inside her apartment with the door torn off.
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2Fifteen years ago, Det. Polycyski had met Honey Badger in a steamy little cafe in Berlin. They had spent the night in the hostel, but in the morning she had gone, leaving only a
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10-ached the ground. I sent a beacon out to the blancmange planet to send more flan to earth, but they wired back that they had become a celestial frogurt stand. It finally dawned on
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6Reginald knew, or wished, that he was the rightful heir to the money in the blah blah blah memorial, but he had no way of proving it. So late one night he slipped sleeping pills in
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3that the bagel slices were too thick for their slots, or that the Danish-Go-Rounds left goo in their innards. No sir. My old toaster didn't even bat an eye when the crumb tray
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4", as my Ya-ya used to refer to really yummy things. Good old Ya-ya, there in the kitchen cooking up some kind of rodent for us, and somehow making it wonderful. For dessert she
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2Across Neptune's vast wasteland I thought I heard a small voice, a greeting called out to me in Spanish. I did not speak Spanish, but I attempted to answer. "Hola? Holaaaaaa!"