Finished Folds (261—280)
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4Don't look now, but it appears to be some sort of huge bone, and it seems to be happy to see you. Let's just walk calmly and slowly away from it. I think if we climb into this
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3knew I had to open my mind, and fast, or I might die never having known that true love is for those who aren't perfect. Two left feet, two left eyes, two left ears, whatever. What
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2Oh sure, these burgers were not so destructive to the rain forests, but people began to notice, when the bins behind Prof. Loomis' Catfood Patty Cafe overflowed with little collars
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2But the staunch believers of the Holy Ramen Empire soon softened their stance once they found themselves in hot water. Only Al Dente could stand up to them in defense of the
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3I had to drag the fireman out to the curb so he could sleep it off. By the time I got back, my tater tots were stone cold. I re-ordered them, but the waiter was curled in the corne
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3Little Known Fact: The original lyrics to the Andrews Sisters' hit was actually 'Drinking Rum and Cambodia Cola', and was actually about suicide, due to the poisonous ingredients.
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6up beyond her physical limitations, and up she rose, straight up to Heaven. "Did you pitch a brick?" St. Peter asked her gently. "Aye," she said, "but it was I that flew." Peter
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2-at do you think happened? We wound up having .7 more children than we had planned. Well, that ruined everything. "Take your spud hairdo and hit the road! I want a divorce," I told
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3So instead of untangling them, I took off into the Hundred Acre Wood to find a nice pot of honey for lunch. That was the day I lost my job as head plumber and had to resort to
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2hooking up with Havana gigolos who thought she was heiress to the Whitney fortune. She would have her way with them, then leave them, laughing that throaty laugh of hers. When the
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5Plus, a monthly increase in salary, due to cost of living. Also: I require absolute silence between the hours of 9pm and 9am, so I can write my tangents. And I prefer neutral decor
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2he died when, as revenge, I mushed some rat poison into his food. Though only 4, I knew it was rat poison because of the rat and skull pictures on the jar. No-one suspected me,
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4had somehow missed. Mr. Sudbury got a terrible sunburn, but it felt good on his shingles. Mrs. Dingle was disappointed that the hard candy trolley was out of ginger balls. Dr. Goo
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3Jeremy found some success with the cannanana, his hybrid of cannabis and bananas, but mostly it just caused people to manically eat more cannananas and eventually get sick. The oth
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2one morning when she was staring blankly into space, she had a vision of herself as a little girl. She was wearing a tiger skin and leaping though the woods. "I am queen of the
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2Grand Prix Chest Hair Tournament at the Emerald City. Alas, though his chest hair was thick and luxurious, he came in second to the Oz Doorman, who had dyed his chest hair green.
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2outfit was the sexiest sundae outfit, ever, I just knew it. But when I shimmied up to Ralph, all he said was, "What? No sprinkles?" So I grabbed him by the hair and sprayed him
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3Gothic chic here, Mao. Frankly, you've done red to death, right down to the China. But black is eternal elegance. You can't go wrong! "The Little Black Book" is far sexier than you
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1and riding an underwater motorcycle, wearing nothing but too much eyeliner. The Purple One winked at me saucily as I imagined her sizzling in my frying pan. But she darted away
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1, Qlliex asked Wllyy, but Wllyy only sighed again, pining for Princess Pia, the moonmaiden he had left in the previous universe. Secretly jealous, Qlliex spared him her feelings,