Finished Folds (2601—2620)
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4...and there he was, The Fonz, in his leather jacket but now standing with the help of a walker. His pompadour was truncated by a bald patch but the girls still flocked to him.
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4it may behoove them to butt out. The Maori Mayor called a meeting of the people and the goats and tried to write a peace treaty, which Billy wound up eating instead of signing.
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5Everything we drank wound up covering our outsides. Kevin Klein Bottle made the mistake of drinking hot sauce and wound up burned. I decided that it was time to take the 8th step
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3nose, causing a third nostril. In 1789 the moon's gravity caused my great uncle Pervious' pantaloons to bunch up dreadfully. Why, even last week my sister was starry-eyed over a
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2expected, and more. "Happy now?" she said, "because these will be the last things you see!" and with that she poked their eyes out using only her nipples, leaving no fingerprints.
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5Just then the door flew open and there was Mrs. Butterworth with her cap slightly unscrewed. I screamed as only a pancake can. Dr. Knife and Nurse Bacon held me down on the table
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6With their eyes still locked, the sheriff ate his meatloaf sandwich at the diner while the outlaw had a greasepaintburger at Gloppy's drive in across the street. They chewed
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6of envy boiled up in her blood and she sold her house in Sprechino and moved to the Bahamas. Was she ever surprised when the Bahaman Society of Mildreds refused her membership.
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1He even tried growing his own food, but she would appear at the fence, blowing raspberries at his raspberries and throwing tomatoes at his tomatoes. What was wrong with her?
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3-t preferred wailing piteously instead of ducking out of the way. Junior's blow had cost his sister her eye. Now he would have to be her slave for the rest of his life. She smiled
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3poor woman had been sitting there so long that her legs had totally atrophied. It looked like someone had stuffed beef jerky in her pantyhose. She said she couldn't help me, but I
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4-cariously via wishful thinking. Waldo became annoyed with me for following him so closely, but I didn't want to lose sight of him in the crowd. That was always a nightmare. So I
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5" Aunt Babs barked at me, ordering me to run around to the convenience store to get her favorite cheap wine, Mad Dog 2020. Then the dogs would get out, run me over, and go racing
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4they needed new digs. They located a derelict boathouse on the dock, obviously unused, and moved in. It was a breeze to wash the baby simply by dipping him off the side of the boat
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5In a bizarre twist of fate, the minotaur (having also attended the race) fell in love with Raunchy Boy and chased him around the track, causing him to win! Now I had the cash to
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6But it was too late. The troll had crushed me into a paste with his thick torso. "Lard help me!" he moaned, "I've killed Peter Pan and turned him onto butter!" Frantically he tried
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1"There there, old fellow," he said to the fox as he carried it through the woods, "I know a medicine woman who will heal you up real good." The fox seemed to understand, and relaxe
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4teeth, cracking my retainer, which made Dad yell. It wasn't my fault if I had acne from all the stress and angstziety of living as an adolescent. It wasn't my fault that everyone
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2When men wanted to break up with their partners they would just send Porcupine Man. After a while, if you had been ditched, you were said to have been "spined". Porcupineman liked
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4Suddenly a flaming gap opened in the sky above him and a demoness tumbled to the ground. "Who hath summoned the great Gardyloo?" she hissed. "What have I done?" he murmured.