Finished Folds (2621—2640)
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3-hat a coincidence! Turns out that the barista was also named Mildred Crepuscule of Mars, as well as the green man in the tin foil hat outside the window. So we became The Society
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2Unfortunately, since I was so huge from following all his diet advice, when I danced on his grave I managed to fall right through and into his coffin. All it contained was a note,
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6it was some kind of ritual but really he had the shrunken head of his mother-in-law in there and was trying to annoy her. "Stop that, Bob!" she shouted from Where the Ancestors Go.
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4-artoon Heck, and was he there now? He decided to give the animator the finger, but seeing as he only had three, he couldn't figure out which one to give. "Heck," he said.
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6had hypnotized himself in 1970 by playing a Beatles record backward. Ever since then he has been wearing love beads and a turban and writing under the name of Ubette. Several
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4what everyone said about Charlie Brown's Grandma, ever since she started wearing shoes on her hands and talking like a trombone. But Charlie had troubles of his own. Secretly, he
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2like Cincinnati. "I never eat anything that is polluted and overpopulated," explained Gargantua. So he wandered out to the countryside until he saw the town of Gullerville.
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2-yslers smell great when they're brand new!" "Yeah," he said, "the vinyl is so fresh you could almost mold a Barbie doll out of it." She thought that was an odd thing to say, since
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3I also didn't know up from down or shit from Shinola. That's what made me such a great fighter. I just did what I was told. "Punch him, Beef!" they'd yell, and I did. But Ham was
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5with their weird electronic voices. "Strike! Strike!" the robots chanted day and night outside the Gizmonics Institute until everyone inside decided to shut them off. There was a
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5Echidnas? Aren't those that Mexican dish with the little spiky animal all folded into a tortilla? Anyway, the farmer found his hogs in the hedge, and started a motorcycle gang.
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4the grace of God went I, leaping down Wall Street in my micro pig pajamas, so rich that no-one dared stop me. Bwahaha. Yes, I was golden, but soon the gold wore off and I found
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3l due to halitosis, and 6th: Dame Edna's birth certificate. Armed with these items I made the celebrity circuit, shocking audiences everywhere with my evidence. But Perry Mason
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6And fall it did. It fell so hard that the jewel in my belly button slid out and into a puddle. Frantically I scooped through the mud to find it, but the murky water interfered.
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3was actually Queen Gretchen (AKA Jenny Mangelvise) in drag. Jenny had started dressing like Sir Creamy Thighs on the day her husband King Stu (AKA Joey Muscatone) was beheaded for
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6"In that case, please pass the tartar sauce. We have chosen to eat you," said the big one, their leader. "Eat this!" I said, punching him in the face and then running like Heck.
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8Det. Manatee and the Case of the Ungrown Toenail, Alex?" "Ooh, I'm sorry, but that's wrong," said Mr. Trebeck. "IS NOT!" he shrieked, his laser beam eyes burning holes into
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2I eyed Godot with suspicion. Those pink pants he was wearing looked awfully familiar. And where does a 12 year old get neon blue wingtips? He noticed my stinkeye and reached for
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4thrashing around an awful lot, making it hard for Bruno the Zombie Corgi to keep a good hold of his cranium. But after a while the man stopped moving and Bruno gave him a big kiss
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8But Ol' Possum dreamed of having a place in history and becoming part of senile Cruella's coat was about the only option left to him at this point. "Sold!" he said, and unzipped