Finished Folds (2641—2660)
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3I tapped the Sunrise App on my phone and used it as a flashlight. For a moment I thought I saw my Uncle Johann, but a moment later there was only a pile of dust. I moved to Rio.
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2but to everyone else he was the conductor of the Antarctic Philharmonic. He tapped his baton, lifted his flippers and waited for eye contact from the entire orchestra.
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3expressed in electronic form, but the imagination goes on forever. It is a gift we give each other." And with that I folded myself into another dimension like a cosmic origami.
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3Things took a turn for the worse when the parade went down Telegraph Hill. The piano rolled over the rest of the band and Williams chased after it, still playing, until it crashed.
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3With Herculean rectal muscle control, she eased into a passing of gas that lasted the better part of three days. Ed continued to slowly chew his food through most of it, but when
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1Jack found the perfect mother-in-law for himself at the Buttloadodough Country Club. Her name was Tawny Elders. Her freshly pulled face hung like a moon over her garment rack body.
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2the man, knew all his lines, but as the script changes had called for him to play Tiresias during his female phase, Sir Redmond was highly distracted by the dress and wig he had to
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4label." Manatee noticed that the label was in French, and knowing that the French despised violence, he only laughed, knowing that no little asteroidians would be harmed after all.
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4find her with her arms around the globe, her lips pressed firmly against its Prime Meridian. She imagines herself seducing the entire planet with her sweet passion, but it is only
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4it is thrown at you, but you can steal a kiss from the sublime when it isn't looking. She didn't appreciate my gesture and slapped me with a polish-covered hand, but it was worth
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2really reads the fine print when signing a contract with the Devil. They just want their end of the deal at any cost. But walking the hounds of Hell for all eternity? Do you know
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1"Boo!" they shouted as the operators, wild-eyed, straddled their stools before the phone banks in the arena, yanking and jamming the lines so frantically their hands were a blur.
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4droppings with a side of parakeet beaks on a bed of steamed dog lips." I turned to her and said, "Wait a minute. You're not Mother Teresa! You're that Sick Gourmet guy!" She tore
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5So the next time you wonder why it is that people have trouble getting along, just remember that those without dragon eyes cannot see how exhausted the minstrels are. That's heavy!
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3-ecretly been in love with the Village Idiot and blew him a kiss from her throne atop the sparkly rainbow float. The Idiot knew right then that his whole life had been a joke.
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7the windows when the space cows began spitting their space cud at him in disapproval. He honked as great wads of half digested space grass splatted on his Spacecowmobile.
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3cooed. "Please don't call me that. My name is Ginger!" she said, suddenly irritable, "and I'm leaving you and this miserable fishing boat!" She gyrated back out the door and into
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3had dressed the pigs in Shakespearean costumes and were quoting Roger instead of Francis Bacon. She simply assumed that they had wanted a more cultured breakfast (or gone mad).
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2Perrier was like champagne. Sparkling and tasty, but just try to get to her and she blows her top and explodes all over everything. And the next morning you'll find her pounding
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4I sit in the cafeteria alone and fantasize that everybody else dies from the rancid egg salad that I was too smart to eat. Everybody dies but Sheri Sponible. She drops into my arms