Finished Folds (2721—2740)
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4Gilbert the Gray looked up through the laundry lines between the tenements and there, superimposed on the smog, he saw a rainbow. Gilbert knew at that moment that there was more
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8though he was glad he had not burned to death, Timmy couldn't help but sneak out to the shed to try to light himself up again. This time he succeeded. His mother rolled her eyes.
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4went down to the docks where the musician had just set up his harmonica and amp. "No overcoats, no service," he said cheerfully. "No problem," said the jailer of songs.
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3but what I really needed was a love doll. So I left my sex doll and found a love doll, instead. She loved and cuddled me and took me to visit her plastic parents. They did not appr
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4went to call of Sherlock Holmes, but managed to get himself inexorably wedged in his front door. "It seems you are big-boned, Mr. Wells," said Sherlock, puffing his pipe in the
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3had now become tremendously important. It wasn't until he was in the grocery store and spied David Attenborough peering at him through a camera from the guavas that he realized
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6backed away from Ms. Dracona in horror. "I've created a lizard woman!" he shrieked as he backed into his machinery, instantly lobotomizing himself. Ms. Dracona was busy eating
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7was very helpful, expertly cubing the beef as Celery made a broth from the drippings. Yes, they were carnivorous vegetables with culinary skills and the kitchen gods favored them.
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1aliens but were sent wimpering home to their bowls of Alpo because the Martians looked so much like vacuum cleaners. It would be up to the green belt alone to fight them.
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8Eons later, Barney Rubble's petrified body emerged in the LabBrea Tar Pits, startling a nice lady in Capri pants. Careful digging revealed Wilma and Betty, but Fred was never found
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9-new it. He had himself crowned king of all root vegetables. As he stood on his balcony listening to them root for him, he felt a stab in his great potato head. "I'm forked!" he
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2up the money for Belinda's liposuction, boob job and face lift and funded her zany idea to dress the male servants in silver speedos. I loved my wife, but her tastes were so expens
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5"I Need a Man to Love". Plus, the frozen Neanderthal kept the stage nice and cool, just the way Janis liked things. One hot night, though, he thawed under the lights and awoke to
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4into a bowl of sour cream and pretended not to notice the tossed salad on the floor. I flounced past her and into the dining room where a large crowd of diners sat waiting around a
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5charmed by the talkative nature of these parrot-like avians, but was a little afraid. Lord Monckton had been bitten by an octopus as a boy and large beaks tended to unnerve him.
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3Sky Pixies had hijacked these flying bits and were using them for to aid migrating geese who would otherwise never made it back to Canada. Geese with heart problems and bad backs.
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4Instead the frozen Skittles caused widespread diabetes and unrest in third world countries. Those countries then launched bombs made from straw and sand back at us. The sand got in
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14ld you give Dame Whitty a soup facial when we are clearly waiting for our first course?" I shouted at the waiter, who was fairly dancing with apologies. He ran back to the kitchen
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6Then, just as he'd done before, his father picked him up and threw him in the ocean. This time he did not cry, but swam about with his aqualung, studying the dance of sea squirts.
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5I made him beautiful, but I couldn't do a thing for his personality. Every star-eyed nymphette that appeared at his door became a dejected and disillusioned woman leaving him.