Finished Folds (2741—2760)
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3Johnny became the hero of the school. The other kids took over the office and made Johnny the principal. Johnny opened the teacher's lounge to everyone and drinks were on the house
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5traffic signal. A pink light means you can only drive through if you are nude. Ignorance of the law is no excuse!" Clark stared at the officer in disbelief before reluctantly
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4-ped up jaws in hopes of favors. But I, Mega-Gerald-Ford grant no favors except that of gazing upon my chistled physique. Plus, my muscles are so tight I can't move, but that's
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8"How did you guess that dog meat was the secret of my secret recipe, you little whippersnapper?" Col. Sanders said as he rumpled the kid's hair and tossed a flea collar out the
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4The next day the reporter's column panned the Midsommarfest Queen Pageant and said it was a total sham. The man that had been crowned the night before was beside himself! He had
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3I don't know what drew me back to the scene of the nightclub murder, but the next night I returned. I lay down in the chalk outline on the floor and it was a perfect fit.
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3, judging by the number of exclamation marks she used after every sentence, I could sense that this teenaged girl had never known any real excitement in her life. Then, as I looked
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6at children's parties, at church and business meetings, wherever anyone would hire me to come in and have their brain divided in two for the purpose of easier multitasking.
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3But where does the sky begin and where does it end? At what point will they say "Okay, we've built it tall enough?" Would it be on the day they pass away? Or will they take a break
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6-e beautiful so I could feel beautiful, too. My simple garden grew, the plants budded and my heart swelled with them. When the first one blossomed I wanted to hug it.
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3Now, where was I? Oh yes, I was dead. Now I had all the time in the world to ponder what had gone wrong. All I could remember was Diedre's face as the traffic light had changed.
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7the International House of Pancakes, making it the National House of Pancakes. After that it was just filled with nationalists and became a dangerous place to have breakfast.
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5It was his big puppy eyes that always got to me. The next thing I knew, I was on a plane to Hollywood. I had to find Adam Sandler and ask him to be my friend with benefits.
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3eagerness and the fact that he was drooling all over the scalpels. "I've changed my mind," she said to him, "I'm feeling much better now. Good day!" and she bustled by him and out
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3her tacky American gold-digging fiancee. The duchess' daughter's family paid me big bucks for breaking up that wedding and offered me her hand and a chance at dukedom. Since I had
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3up. But "That's one way to stop it," said Superman as he landed beside the would-be monk. So Superman dammed up the output pipes at the dog meat factory and stopped the machinery.
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5a hideous yellow substance upon the floor. "We don't mention the Russet," said Wensleydale, shaking slightly in his little cheese boots. Rumor had it that Russet had stabbed her
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2of lit dynamite before he clutched his heart and fell to the floor, stone dead. The ex chancellor was now an ex-ex-chancellor. The little monster knew he would be accused, and ran
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3-fs take the guesswork out of wondering what's under the wharf. Made of sturdy transparent material, guess wharfs allow even a morbidly obese albino to see what's swimming below!
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5Well, wish no more, my pants-less friend! I just got my magic pants, and you can get yours, too! They change color to reflect your mood and unzip themselves at appropriate moments!