Finished Folds (2701—2720)
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3tulips to hold in front of his face, but he held them too high in the low country. "Anyone would recognize those two lips!" pointed out Anna, "Wooden shoe?" He had to admit that he
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3just juvenile justice, may kindergarteners kick kneecaps as the kettledrums' loud lament linger on the latitudes of lawlessness!" Mr. Mercer mewled. "Never!" nattered Nathan Noome.
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4Belgian ale large enough to choke a hippopotamus, that was the refreshment I was after! I would have to go to the zoo and get a hippo bucket, though, and that would take time. So I
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6with epiglottises like wilted blossoms, the sound can be quite distressing. But it was their only defense, so they raised their gelatinous heads and began their song. Their enemy
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7babushka, he won no Brownie points with the Russians. In fact, the babushkas wiped the blinis from their faces and decided to rise up against their tormentor. "Borscht the bastard"
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5I'm afraid I've gotten a tad flabby though," added the Saluki in the fancy suit, "now that I no longer have to take my human for walkies." "Shame about the euthanasia, though," sai
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0Aunty Agony had never seen a wart as big as the one on his nose. "Gracious! It's the size of Jabba the Hut! Let me get my meat cleaver!" After he and Jabba had been separated, they
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4The rest went broke from buying worthless gew-gaws for each other out of desperation. The gew-gaws went in the trash and the rats used them to furnish their homes. Mr. Grey sat and
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12It is Mrs. Peabury, an octogenarian savant who lives in the basement of the Jeopardy studio. All night long she writes the problems for the show. No-one realized that she was mad.
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5her team lost the Super Bowl, the Amazon Woman trashed the field, cursing like a sailor before receding back into her subconscious and falling asleep again. "Did I do that?" she
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5her, claiming outrage at her treatment of the boneless meat. Big Tutti rolled her eyes. "I'll be smacking some live meat in a minute," she scolded him with a wink. "Now go and get
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4shot at it with a rifle from their bedroom window, but the secret just dodged the bullets and laughed at them. "Haw, haw!" it said, "You can't kill a dirty little secret like me!"
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3but they took out their frustrations later on by bashing into each other on the bumper car ride at Dillyland. A problem arose when Jennie's hair caught fire from an overhead spark.
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1(Except, of course, by the lactose intolerant, because it contains no actual milk.) Antoine grabbed the American cheese by the cellophane and shook it hard. "Merde!" he exclaimed.
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4problems always seemed to confound those in the afterlife, and Mr. Dinkleberg was no exception. Finally he shouted "p~0 is poo!" in sheer desperation, "not that I'd even remember."
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9CLARA: No, they are stretch marks. I just had your baby and boy, is my cervix tired! BUSTER: Where is he? Where is my baby boy? BABY: Here I am, Pops! Can I have my allowance?
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5using the very same underwire bra that had prevented her from passing the metal detector. Holding the padded cups over the pilot's face she shouted "This plane goes to Abruzzizi!"
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5Once. But now he was a raving maniac. When had the change occurred? No-one knew. So the fools followed Walter White's advice and lost their shirts. Meanwhile Walter was eating his
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5a leaky radiator. The Xtreme Crochet Club showed their disapproval by fashioning an Iron Maiden out of metal yard around the infuriated woman. As it closed around her, she
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6Sammy's Siamese kittens had a lot of press coverage, due to the fact that a) they were attached at the hips, and b) they were studying nursing at the Mewling School of Medicine.