Finished Folds (2761—2780)
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3When I managed to spot her standing under a streetlight I finally grasped what she really was, and my heart broke. I thought I had been the only one! I staggered blindly into a bar
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4Following this grim image, Manatee came upon a dreadful sight: Mr. Potato-head had been viciously stabbed with a fork and left to die. :It... was... the missus..." he gasped before
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6howled with laughter in the wolf's sad face. Now both hungry and dejected, the wolf roamed the streets, sniffing the air for a hint of chicken. Once he smelled frog's legs over at
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7not only bought her all the hamsters she could ever possibly roast, but they were free-range, organic hamsters, bred without fur for easy roasting. She stuffed several into the
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4an apricot, and a false peanut can containing a fake spring-loaded snake was all Mr. Worm needed to get the last laugh. After what seemed like forever, a Dodo bird came hopping by.
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5What the Rastafarians and the alcoholic literary academic weren't remembering (for obvious reasons) is that they had been convicted of murder. But they had actually been framed by
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3the sands in the hour glass to stop falling all over my life! I made a hat out of Mr. Newspaper and put him on my head to keep it out of my hair. Then I heard glass shattering and
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7was ruined. Buzzards flocked in from everywhere to dine on the entrails. They cleaned up the whole place in under and hour and left a $30 tip. Steve Jobs' ruined sweater was
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6-topped only by the extremely dense tissue of my brain. Suddenly I had a use for her. I picked her up and aimed her stare at various things which needed to be drilled. It seemed to
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5"Next!" Rex yelled. All ready the auditions for the vocal percussionist were getting boring. It was always the same old sound. But then Bruce the Moose ambled onto the stage.
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6Sam's mind wandered off to the night that Frodo got drunk and brushed and braided the hair on his feet and said they would always be together, but that no-one must know. Ever.
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2Luckily, even though Madonna was pierced through and through she didn't mind running back to turn of the stove, so that solved one problem. But we didn't have enough Band-aids to
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4"Well, it's certainly propelling smoke," I muttered as I dragged the ailing solar powered propulsion mechanism out of there before we all suffocated. But no sooner had we turned on
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4-arakeet who said he'd eat anything. They finally found the ambiguously gendered parakeet at a county fair cockroach eating contest. "Please devour our problem pests!" they begged
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5-d of Oz Insurance Company will cover you in case of poxes by witches and flying monkey bites, but if your car gets hit you're on your own." Being petrified of monkeys I signed up.
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3-t who just wanted to get married and start a family but the government wouldn't recognize their vows so the only other thing they could do was run a secret boot camp. Close enough
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5"I like to be obtuse," explained the doctor, rather irritably. So the doctor put her on a program of exhausting exercises, on which she promptly gave up. She decided that she would
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4So they knocked out Overbearing Ollie and stuck him in the plastic spaceship and sent him off the planet. They would die there, but it was enough to have Ollie out of their hair.
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8to see if Santa Claus eats those cookies on which you sprinkled hot pepper sauce. 10) Tell your brother you are sorry even if you aren't. 11) Swallow your gum when Mrs. Durbinsky
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5But just wring your super-absorbant poodle out and he is ready to dehumidify even the dankest of basements. Sure, he only eats those tiny, expensive tins of dog food, but he is