Finished Folds (2781—2800)
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3glanced at his sideways to make sure he was okay before calling the psychiatric police. "It's Mikado," gasped Bebe into the phone, "I think the heat has driven him nuts." Sirens
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2-dgery paid off when the cook returned to find his clients steamed to perfection. He put them on a bed of rice and served them to Ginger the Giant. "What? No veg?" exclaimed Ginger
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5You see, Judy had come from the future in order to find a 12 foot tall anthrpomorphic dog to marry. (Her own dog, Astro was unsuitable.) So when Judy met Liver Spot she knew
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8Dad-gummit! D'oh! There I go again. This whole business was leaving a minty taste in my mouth. As I stumbled down the street in search of Dentyne, people stopped and remarked at my
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7Danger the Dog figured that the quickest way for him to make money for pork would be to hire himself out for stud service. He would have fun, meet new friends and make big bucks.
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4The only way out of this vicious cycle was to declare herself the Queen of Advertisements. Her coronation in Burbank, CA was a sight to behold. The Jingle Orchestra played as she
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5humiliating for both Custard and Mrs. McGurk, who had always previously flaunted their individual sexual identities. Now I delighted in their confusion. Tears of laughter fell down
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3-s. The angry army of former slaves set upon Simba's golden palace and tore it asunder. "Now you will pay us!" they told the cowering tyrant. "In blood?" he asked.
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4Then the music began, a ghastly version of "Pop Goes the Weasel" and he suddenly felt himself ejected from the box. He hit his head on the ceiling and fell to the floor in a heap.
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6Bob realized that he was standing naked in front of a full house of opera fans, so he did the only thing he could think of: he began to sing "O Sole Mio". His voice was rich and
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4I don't know, but I certainly know what my intentions were as I headed out the door with my never ending hair weave and corset-induced hourglass figure. Girl, I am out to party!
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6It wasn't until I realized that your friends were being strangled that I understood why they were saying "kkkkkkkkkkkkk" and not speaking Portuguese. And it was I that did it!
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5but I hit the wrong shoe button and began dancing the Lambada. The Brazilian police appeared out of no-where and arrested me for doing the forbidden dance, but the shoes kept danc-
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4stop doing the 'Electric Slide' until she begged forgiveness of all her sins. having spent much of her life as a nun, she had very few sins to confess, so her feet were only singed
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7pelvic bone and swung him around until Death pled Hrengo for mercy. But when Betty the Bounteous came bouncing in, Hrengo dropped Death and ran to her." That woke up the audience.
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5"Hey, wait a minute, I have the plans to the moon destroyer right here in my overalls," he said to the man who was no longer there. Not knowing what else to do, he set about build-
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7for his bottle of Viagra. "Oh, you won't be needing that," tittered Maybelle as all 678 pounds of her wiggled out from under her muu-muu. The old guy clutched his heart and fell to
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6to sing falsetto in Rigoletto after meeting up with her stilletos, and I had no intention of doing that again, especially after all I had spent on corrective surgery. But my scream
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7"No mating season?" said the tiger, "then how do they know when to 'do it'?" "Oh, it's extremely complicated," replied Louie the robot, "let's spy on them and find out!" So the two
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1He felt positively giddy as he called his dentist, Dr. Dewkirk. "Doc, I've got this dry patch on my 213th tooth," he shrieked into the phone. "Holy crap!" Dr. D shouted back.