Finished Folds (281—300)
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2a thousand shoes." This frustrated Millicent Millipede to no end, since she had taken such care in choosing all her footwear over the years. "Am I to go barefoot then?" she asked
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2during his summer break, and had picked up enough souls to start his own afterlife camp. Nigel watched blandly as Santa stuffed his soul into his sack and rode off into the night.
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2He yanked the lob wedge out of his golf bag and set to work pounding down the seven foot tall brush around the fourth hole as quietly as possible, so that the cougars would not
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3The little green men took the dwarf's drunken body and attached strings to his wrists and ankles, turning him into a marionette. (This was a joke, as the dwarf's name was Marion.)
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3Ilsa the Clendup moon saw the whole thing and reported it to the authorities. When the star police arrived, they found the lifeless body of the wooly artichoke on Whizbang's bumper
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2and he'd never be cross. Christ the hamster could also walk on his water bowl, and feed all the rest of the hamsters with just one food pellet. But Herod the Hamster was threatened
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3Lincoln exclaimed into Nixon's waxy ear, in an attempt to make him feel better about his complete incompetence. But Nixon stared away in silence. The afterlife was not as appealing
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1-cid: you always end up with stumps. That's what Mama always said about CEOs, anyway. It looked like a good life, but I knew they would never accept me, a poor country bumpkin with
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1But since he always smoked salmon, not tobacco, in his pipe, the 70's naval officers soon saw Cecil for the pinniped he was, and tossed him overboard, splashing their paisley ties
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2-degroom Club, which had vowed to make an honest woman of any plasticine playgirl. (Polly was gay, don't judge her.) Polly and Jim both had their eye on Jenny Sue, even though she
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4party anyway, on the Good Ship Google, and everyone wore little pink furry suits and shouted "In Your Face!" as the Apple Smart Car sat revving furiously on the shore. Pinky McFurr
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3wallets from their pockets and ran up their credit cards online, before returning them to their owners, who remained unaware of their absence. Dr. Ubgcfhvvxcbsky's apartment began
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1lay in colorful, melted heaps at the bottom of the Bun-O-Matic. Brenda had had it with those spoiled kids coming in here screaming and squirting catsup all over the diner every day
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4"Sisters and Brothers, I think I've broken a record." The Wiccan Council gaped at Arborata, for breaking a record was an act of sacrilege. She was thrown out of the coven and
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2couldn't see what he was stealing from the ghosts. He stole the ghost of Christmas Past's wallet and lost all of his spirit cash at the Casino of the Dead. "Dammit all to Heck!" he
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3But not with her. Maybe that's why she needed money- to get her shyster second husband out of prison. I never liked him, anyway. He wore aviator glasses. She probably wanted to buy
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2typing hands in prayer to our unseen FoldingStory gods. Then Zetawilk will lead us all in a hymn that goes on and on about Det. Manatee for several lines before abruptly changing
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4Then bake the pie graph for forty-five minutes, or until a fork pricked into 3/4s of the surface crust come out cleanly. Pie graph will be hot. Transfer from the oven to an easel
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2"Let's put this all behind us!" cooed the sorcerer as he sat Prof. Butts down hard on the table. "This discussion is beneath me!" roared Butts. And then a very strange sound was
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1They tossed the burnt cookies out of the window and onto the ice-covered lake, where children hit at them with sticks. And that's how hockey was invented. So don't cry when you