Finished Folds (2821—2840)
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3...things no decent rhesus monkey should ever have done. And now I am paying for it all with the life of my precious baby granddaughter's life. If I could only go back in time and
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4was slammed shut so hard it would never again be opened. I grabbed him by the lapels and drew his frightened face to mine. "Get me that damned cravat or it's curtains," I snarled.
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5Sawdust spewed from her wooden heart. People screamed as the Dutchman dropped the knife and backed away slowly before running. "Get him!" yelled a wooden cop, and the chase began.
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5I is for Iggy who wouldn't behave. J is for Jason six years in the grave. K is for Klepto who stole all my cash. L is for Lisa who gave me this rash.
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4Antartica wasn't so bad, at first. He took the picture and hung it on the side of his igloo so he could gaze at it when he needed the strength for another science project.
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8Why didn't you wear a dress to match this corsage?" "Like you asked and/or I knew what color the corsage was. Jeez, Trudge!" I said. I would have ended the prom date then if Dad
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4Soon the sewer was unclogged, but then all those baby alligators that had been flushed down the toilets began to emerge, fully grown. Park Avenue was crawling with them.
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4with her, like I do when I hear Minnie Riperton on the radio. She could sing Joan Armatrading songs just fine and I could throw my head back and really laugh, but I couldn't howl.
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6-d hypocrisy they embodied. For a while America didn't know what to do without them, but eventually they turned their eyes to the land. And it was there that they found the truth.
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4the blue flower garden bored the doctors. They feigned blindness to avoid the weeding. But they could see, all right. They could see me fading away in a patch of blue, like a
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4this time they needed an alibi. "If the cops ask, just say we were with you, Ma," they said. She didn't like it a bit since she had been taking a bath, but she could not refuse.
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6card stuck in his hat instead of a feather. Yes, this was the all new Pinocchio 2017. Sleek. Digitized. Made of reclaimed wood. Jiminy Cricket looked at him in horror. It was not
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6off a dish of ice cream and he immediately cleans his protective spoon. He doesn't let it sit in the sink dirty, in case he needs its protection from the gamma rays emitted from
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2impossible to sing. May I suggest we change it to that song with only two or three notes sung by that girl with the big chest? You know the one I mean." The mad crowd went insane.
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4? It seemed such an easy solution at the time. Things became complicated, however, when I found I could not remember what porn was. A vegetable? All I knew was that I liked it.
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9for Halloween, but not Gary Cooper. I told you before, only i get to be Gary Cooper that night. I thought of it first. Why don't you go as a ghost? you could wear a sheet or someth
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8all. He left the restaurant and ambled up the damp cobblestone street doffing his hat at the ladies, who covered their mouths at the smell of him. He didn't care if he was popular
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5to La Jolla, painting tiny Steve Buscemi faces in every painting in every hotel room I visited. Some times it appeared in a flower, other times in the sky over a seascape. Some day
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2me the finger but I was in no mood to tangle with a zuggernaut. I met Jack Nicholson at the hotel bar and the two of proceeded to get trashed. In the end we appeared in old photos.
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5-e and he rubbed his face vigorously with Preparation H to smooth out his wrinkles. But the Japanese Noise Rockers were not fooled when Professor Hickenbaugh showed up at their sho