Finished Folds (2841—2860)
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4The big orge likes to have orgies during which he rolls over the trees, flattening them. He then relieves himself in the streams, The fairies decided to put a stop to this by
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3, it became passe. So the hippest thing anyone could start had to remain un-named for fear of it's untimely demise. A series of hipster gestures was developed to refer to any new
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3the teacup out of the poor urchin's hand. It smashed onto the workroom floor. "You'll pay for that teacup," said The Boss, "and it happened to have been a priceless antique!" Tears
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5But when I got there they told me that my daughter had left right after her lunch break. She got her last cathouse paycheck and left for parts unknown. After all I'd done for her!
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4"Sorry, old man," I said to Fred's cadaver as I stepped on it's bloated torso and stretched my mouse body up to peek over the wall. Nothing but labyrinth as far as I could see.
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4It was then that he realized that the fingerless mess hall cook was, in fact, his Mum, dressed as a man. "Mum!" he tried not to yell, "What the hell are you doing in Korea?"
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2took their show on the road as 'Hobo Gerard and the Woven Albino'. The albino would rant incoherently and Gerard would translate, insisting that these were predictions. It took a
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4"Stop snorting, being legless is not so bad," said Det. Manatee. "You're Det. Manatee?" "You may call me Hugh," he said. "Oh, THE Hugh Manatee?" said the legless creature.
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5as she practiced her zorgophone fingerings on a paper replica of the instrument. But I refused to play the zorgophone even when Mum gave me a silver one carved with roses. She was
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3"We'll give you two dead squirrels and a flattened opossum for your headless raccoon," said the Mason Gang. "Deal," he said. So he and the Mason gang all went on a date together to
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6-ed their standards. Now they could sculpt anything, not just ice. Shaving cream. Tin foil. Styrofoam. The ice sculpting contest had become a joke and all the lunatics knew it.
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4Until that fateful morning when I woke up and found Soap and his dog dish gone. He had left a note, which read "Woof, woof, yowl." His handwriting was atrocious. I thought I could
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5altitude. In other words: it looked as though the sudden mountain of bacon would put a rather unruly end to our flight. "Assume crash positions" intoned the stewardess.
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4brownies from Melanie's Stoned House, we didn't care. We would consume anything, and believe anything. We thought that there was a classic 1939 version of "The Boatniks" and spent
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4A fleet of mail dragons was dispatched that very afternoon. They did a good job, but people still complained. It was all "My catalogue is singed" and "All the maidens in town have
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6eyes followed the handmaiden around the room from their plate as she prepared the chips. The lutfisk's eyes accused her of murder, but she had not killed them. She just wanted to
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3remained in the library. But if I were to set foot outside of the library, I would need to relieve myself immediately. These things build up, you know. So I stood at the doors
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3I turn into a bat," Eunice informed me. Now I understood why the hickeys she had given me had taken so long to heal. But that was fine, I like to wear flamboyant cravats.
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5from between the tiles. "That's it, Cat," I muttered as I scrubbed, "You and I are going for a little ride after this. Far away!" I intended to take the cat out to the country and
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6-er grandpa died after being mortally wounded in action. She used it as an urn for his ashes. It was made of brass and being a poor widow grandma had to use a cork as a stopper.