Finished Folds (2861—2880)
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5Yes friends- Hidden Costume! The costume you can fold up and hide in your pocket! Imagine the embarrassment you will avoid when walking to masquerades! And just think of all the
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4heaven and earth to win her heart. He would do anything for the love of the cocktail waitress, anything except eat kettle corn. He was a woodland god and had his pride, after all.
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5to close the refrigerator door and all of the contents spoiled, but nobody paid any attention, they were all hell-bent on being right about whether chocolate or vanilla was the
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9stimulation and inspiration, but don't they need booze, as well?" and threw them each a bottle of Rye. "Gee thanks, Dr. Drinkingstein!" said the Foldsters, who were ready to party
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1After a few too many cups of catnip tea, the cats sat around in a circle, staring into space, purring, and trying to snap each other with their tails without anyone seeing.
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4She founded a nunnery by the name of The Little Sisters of Abstinence which quickly folded when all of the zealot nuns refused everything, including food and water. She went to the
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4One by one, everybody was thrown out except John Cleese and Det. Manatee. Manatee had no idea how to do improvisation, so Cleese kicked him out, too, and began to macarena on the
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2-g as no vegetarians or vegans were invited. The rabbits RSVP'd: "We don't care if it's kosher, we aint eating no eyeballs or junk. Thank you for thinking of us, though."
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5Now. What a fine, round word it is, and what a fine, round experience, too- unshattered by the past and unshaded by the future. I decided against the blossom in favor of now.
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6-ic glowed in the once-barren fields and soon the stalks were sky-high. The wizard factions joined forces to feed the hungry earth and the people rejoiced. Plus, kettle corn!
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2So I said nothing, and I kept my job, and the demons took over the planet because no-one objected. But was it my fault? Was it? I didn't make them do it. I was only doing my job.
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2liquor store's detective (name of Manatee, naturally) began to suspect a dog had been stealing the wine when he stepped in George's dog doodies. He followed the scent to Ophelia's
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4it was quite clear that none of them would open their mouths for fear of their dentures falling out. Finally Minnie McPheefer piped up, "the Grannybase does NOT know it all!"
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5tunic: a matching bra and panties from "Adore Me". Robert thought differently about the Taliban guy after that. He also wondered if that combo came in purple. The party raved on,
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6had married Kunikpok the Eskimo back when he was still around. She decided that very afternoon to run off to Alaska to look him up. Anything was better than this humid southern
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5It wasn't a bad life, if one didn't mind half-cooked polluted fish for dinner and sometimes the sharing of a bottle of whatever was thrown off the bridge. But the memories!
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2-irlwind. But in the end, he did t to himself, as we always knew he would. He spent his later years squirting shoe-shine into little round tins in a factory in Guam. Safe, at last.
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1But it only makes sense if you listen to flamenco while reading it. And dancing, with a rose in your teeth and castanets in your hands. How you'll hold the writing, I have no idea.
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2-ed as we entered the stratosphere. "This is the last time I go on a joyride with you two clowns!" I screamed as my flappy mouth parts mashed against my face. And I was right.
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3he started saying "righteous" and "bogus" it was time to throw him out of the car. I watched as his body landed in the waves at Big Sur. Bogus for him. Righteous for me.