Finished Folds (2881—2900)
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4threw all of her housedresses into a duffel bag and crept out the back door, leaving Wienerslave to pay for his own pizzas forever more. Sharona caught the next bus to Canada.
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6all the natural wonders of the world, she had been the most ...natural. And now her remains were being scraped into an Egyptian urn. Well, a dumpster, really. Why did I have such
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9Forgetting that I was glued to the wing, Snoopy opened fire on the Red Baron. Bullets whizzed past me as I tried to scream into the intense wind. The Red baron looked like a pizza
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18find myself strapped to her back as she bungee jumps from a helicopter over the Caspian Sea. My puppet eyes watch in horror as the helicopter seems to become tiny, then larger, as
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5vestal virgins, who could shake like fig pudding and distract God from the jazz players long enough for Frank and Farly to sneak out of heaven and go down to Earth for some real
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2-t of, eventually, but all bets were off when he discovered the joys of decoupage. His little den reeked of shellac, but he did give the most wonderful gifts, all covered with art.
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5had just sat down for a hearty bowel movement when Pakinstan's national anthem was played over the loudspeaker. Needless to say, the diplomat from Mali did not stand up from his
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3He didn't realize that it was the context, not the mere act itself. He had always had problems with this sort of thing. And here he was again, proposing marriage to both of them.
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3, but your heart is even bigger!" (Moms love to hear junk like this.) So Mom made me a big cake and ate it all herself by mistake. Meanwhile, I was wasting away. I looked like a
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5"Dudes, all newborns have outies until the umbilical material falls off," explained their hipster doctor as the new parents squirmed in disgust. "Okay, ew?" said the new Mom.
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6yelled Dandy Lion as he boxed Benny the cook's ears. "I am a lion, and I want FRESH MEAT, not some frozen Walmart garbage!" Dandy roared again. Benny swore he would do better, and
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6...Oh yes. Take a good, hard look at my goulash. Breathe in its vapors. You know you want some. Look, I'm putting on a gorgeous plate just for you. Just a little bit. No? Come on!
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4in Russia he loved that one the best. His name was Masha and he was grey and spotty with shiny fur. People threw rubles into his hat as he played tunes on a row of small trumpets.
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6"Curse you, mustard!" said the catsup as the bovine wrapped herself in aluminum sheeting. "Foiled again!" he wept, his tomato tears of frustration upon his squeezable plastic face.
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3was furious, naturally. "Every time Plythen gets flustered all she has to do is glow and those rotten birds fly off with her!" he spluttered as she drifted off into the sky. DaaD
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4one hit, entitled "Somebody Shoot Us Now!" which did especially well on the charts due to the popularity of Suicide Parlors at the time. Our second Vogon album did not do as well
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5but what the heck, at least the wine is good. I stopped by 7-11 on the way home to pick up an amphora of wine. Then the missus and I sat on the steps of the rotunda and got tipsy.
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3him to please, for god's sake, get a freaking grip, man! So it was that he was sent to the State Sanitarium and put in a rubber room, which did not help at all. In fact, when he
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6don't give Tofurkey to your dogs like I did. Fluffle and Kurly were racing about, drooling savagely, and knawing everything in sight: the tree, the postman, the house, Aunt Myrtle!
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5did it to me. They did it to him, too. Manga... it's madness, I tell you! Go to any bookstore and find the manga section and you'll see naked, oily people all over the floor there.