Finished Folds (2901—2920)
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6shaman on a mountaintop, with pilgrims climbing to visit him every day in search of wisdom. "I got wise by drinking Jack Daniels," the imp told them in earnest. They thought he was
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6," I said to a large, grimy fellow. "Really? Hmph, you don't seem the type," he replied. And that's how I joined the longshoremen's union. I wore black so I could say I was right.
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1-dies room by the food court (The first one was closed for repairs), stopping only to buy chocolate bunnies for my grandchildren. I am a sick old git, but I know how to be happy.
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5-njury had far surpassed insult as far as the assault on our noses was concerned. The manure was piled into a silo that had mysteriously appeared overnight in the rose garden.
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4if only the doggoned drillrs would stop yakking and start drilling the well. Francesca Vandersplit and the orphans had been waiting to quench their thirsts for over an hour, now.
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3long overdue to be re-shod. He chose two pair of neon green party pumps with six inch heels. I tried to talk him out of them, but his heart was set on them. Plotinus was plotzed.
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4e guilt of creating these wars, but it wasn't easy. Every day we saw the destruction we had caused. Every night we re-lived the screams. Was this Hell, and were we paying our dues?
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3pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight. I feel like Natalie Wood playing Maria. Unfortunately, I do not look like her.
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3I put her ass on her gorm and mine on my gorm, and I chased her ass right out of town. Assless, she stood on the 18th floor balcony and wept bottomless tears. Ha ha, I won.
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3the noise police as they clattered down the stairwell, causing such a racket that they had to arrest themselves and take themselves to jail. "Rules are rules," they explained.
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6-ndl skirt makers ever since. I too feel a lot of pressure for my size, but they refuse to add more elastic to the waistbands. "Tuck it in or name it," they tell me, cruel hags.
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3Sure enough, the war had ended, the government had closed down all the railroads and prohibited Tibetan throat singing. So she caught the last flight to Tannu-Tuva and her dreams.
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2more kids with which to make kid gloves. We wore rubber gloves after that, but it wasn't the same. No more baby goats, no more goat cheese, and no more fashionable handwear.
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5Little did he know that the radio click was, in fact, the last thing he would ever hear. He had no time to fold, or to blog, or even to think. The story was over and so was he.
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2Of course, to sweeten the deal they also offered free shipping and a five day cruise in the Bahamas. But none of this was worth it to me, so I went back to my Mom's basement.
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3would tell you that Almond Joy's got nuts, and I don't know about Penn or Teller. Don't know 'em that well. I just do their laundry. One time I found a shrunken head in Penn's
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4So I spent my last days as a junior manager of a McDonalds in Cleveland. I worked, I went home, I watched TV. I spoke to no-one. And I was happy for the first time in my life.
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3menacing clouds of thick smog roiling upon it. I went down to the Hunter's Head Tavern for a drink, but didn't notice that the angry little fellow had followed me there. Pretending
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5which distracted the savages long enough for me to escape their pot of water and hightail it into the jungle. I located my hot air balloon right where I had left it, tethered to a
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8-cate or will a handshake do? Are we gentlemen? Are we not men? Good lord! We seem to be parameciums! Well, this should simplify things. Or so I thought, at the time.