Finished Folds (2961—2980)
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6kids in the station wagon with the windows cracked. The Wizard of Wow had left that life behind for fame as the spokesman for Crazy Eddie, and it had paid off. Now the universe was
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4t seemed there was nothing left to do but to fling ourselves on the mercy of our fellow Folders. Is 10 really a '10' in the Bo Derek sense, or is it just The End? Which is worse?
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2-charine fans if not for the bitter aftertaste and carcinogenic factor. So it begs to be asked: Is all the sweetness and no calories worth it? Or should we just enjoy life.
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4-ump's World Wide Walls project. So in the end they made the best of their cubicle of homogeneousness and just fit in as best they could, sheltered in the arms of Heck.
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3, and so she finally felt it was time to realize her dream of opening a fortune-telling tent. She got the turban, etc., but the night the tent went up it was ruined by a tornado.
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6a distraction from his lunch and indeed the sea urchins so freaked him out that he lost 70 pounds in a fortnight. Too bad he had only been 90 pounds to begin with. Grandma took the
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5in his face and said,"I am not looking for answers, I am looking for sympathy. You have no idea what it's like to be us!" Then it began to cry, and Mr. Wilbur held it in his arms.
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11JMan thought he was flying for a moment, before he hit the hard, damp ground. He could hear Det laughing as the train disappeared around the bend. His wrist was sprained, but
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3have to drive Springy the Clown's Kooky Kar far into the woods for their lover's trysts. Custer would ride the back roads on his horse. Springy and Custer had only precious minutes
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3And riding the crest of the new farming wave was Super Farmer! Yes, Super Farmer... able to soar to great heights in his spandex overalls to sow the seeds of the future. Who, disgu
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6Hell on Earth in Hell that day, but it was worth it when Ex-Emporer Trumpov was carried away by flying monkeys and dropped into a volcano. Then the heavens opened and down came
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4sign saying "Whiteys entering this tepee will be killed", but he knocked anyway. "Pardon me, Chief Crazy Horse, but it's me, Det. Manatee here to help prepare your defense."
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7-aid nonchalantly, "Just the cast of '101 Dalmations: The Musical!'". "What?," I said, my eyes darting around blindly. "Relax, I've all ready put down newspapers," said the dog.
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6-pheres (sp) submerged in jam as immersion therapy, that sort of thing. Finally I was cured of my fear of jam, or so I thought, until I saw that fateful strawberry jelly doughnut
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3the Axeman asketh for your taxes, and what are you gonna do? Refuse? It didn't matter to him how clean Ana was, he was there to get the money or cause some bodily harm. But Ana had
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3But the Archons were not very good at paying their tithes and were eventually kicked out of the Reptilian Guardians of the Universe Temple and Wedding Chapel. Priest Anders told
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3Their low profiles were due to the fact that they were Cro Magnons. They tried to hide this fact by wearing their hair in beehive hairdos. Anders couldn't see over their heads and
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3turn the pages of your own history. My eyes brimmed with tars as I thought about what a twit I had been. So obnoxious when I thought I was funny. I hoped that I would be forgiven.
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4the Hamburglar had had "the operation" and was now on her period. "Just put more katsup on it," said Lou. "Katsup?" said Murray, "what this thing needs is a feminine napkin."
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4that made her blush. Unfortunately she was a Green Zebra hybrid and was not supposed to be red. She woke up in a dumpster behind the Fresh Fields. A hobo was very grateful to her.