Finished Folds (2981—3000)
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3key element," Brine Shrimp said just before he pressed his lips against Cuke's. At first the pressure was intense, but as the pressure eased, their love began it's blossoming.
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3Late at night they would read to us from great works of Russian literature, which we would then burn in order to keep warm as the nuclear winter dragged on.
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2fire truck refused to go to their burning house. They lost all their ratty clothes, their ancient TV, the hand-me-down toaster that didn't work, everything. The insurance paid off.
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2skanks before four p.m. I mean, a person has to have morals, innit? I knew from the first that she was going to be a problem, but I didn't think with my head. See what happens?
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3It used to be much harder to cut them up, but now that they had Twitter it was easy. They were always looking down at their phones. It was too easy, but he was an ill, ill man.
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3wash my hands of the whole fiasco. If anyone asks, I wasn't there. I am going to change my name and move to another planet. Meanwhile, Weird Old Auntie Bess got out her dustpan.
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2have to start stinking pretty badly before that would be cleared up. But it was up to someone with a stronger stomach than most. This looked like a job for the Tidy Bowl Man.
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4k. He was wrong. "Stroke, stroke," Lolita tried to tell him, but Saavik was too busy performing mouth to mouth resuscitation on her to notice. Thinking he was fresh, she slapped at
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2it looks like my lucky day," she said as she stuffed the wad of bills into her bra, causing her left breast to appear twice as big as the right one. She darted down the alley with
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4and she now smoked Galloises and blew the smoke out her nose. Jail had caused Brittany to become tres French. She now preferred Jerry Lewis over Jerry Seinfeld. She wore lots of
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3So Bernard Bunny stormed into the fast food joint and caused an uproar the likes of Jesus at the money-changers' stalls. He knocked over the fry machine and kicked in the soda foun
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1in a twist as long as he keeps them out of the ocean. Poseidon rose up from the sea to return the dreadful pants to their owner, gingerly dangling them from his trident. Sheepishly
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2"I used to know someone who looked a lot like you, only in better health," Gudrun spoke clumsily, "Her name was Ursula, and I loved her." The maiden opened her eyes and looked at
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7in it!" said the stupid human, and he fell into a deep sleep in the gravy boat, all warm and snug. The giant lifted the boat carefully and set it out to sea, hoping that the fresh
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4What Stella did not realize yet was that since everybody in the world was now vampires, there was no-one left to prey upon, but wee Mrs. Lynnard, who had iron-poor blood.
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3with now that she had long, blue fur growing all over her body. But her feet were still cold, and her sneakers were wet from the melted snow. "Old man," she pleaded, "Let me have
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6independence for the whole porcine community. Well, that and their obliteration I suppose. Hambone the pig and his piggy pals soon ran out of bacon to fry and had to put themselves
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9off he went, dragging his meagre belongings behind him. I felt sorry for him as he ambled up the street, but as soon as he fell, angels swooped down from heaven and slapped him
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3McDonald's, where they had spent last semester at the table by the rest rooms, drinking bad coffee and trying to study. Jammy and Davvy leapt off the train and into a new world.
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3"We are in the autumn of our years," said Gudrun between sips of tea, "Perhaps it is time we wed." Ursula had been waiting to hear these words a long time, but now that she heard