Finished Folds (2941—2960)
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4later the local volcano erupted. Walrus Barbus Sr. was fit to be tied. "How dare nature make a bigger bang than I!" he screamed as he and his son Jr. ran down the hill and into the
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6people who forced her to use proper spelling and grammar. "I am a kitten, for the love o' Mike," spat poor Sophia as she knotted the bedsheets and climbed out of the house. Alone
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5over an open flame until his bodily oils caramelized. There's a certain feeling you get, standing alone on a mountain, toasting your best friend. The stars twinkle above you, and
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3It was later discovered that kale and chard make a fine mixer if you add enough alcohol, sugar and lime juice. We call it the leafy greens cocktail. Don't forget your leafy greens.
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6, the Pick And Save pharmacist, finally had to up and close the store to save his sanity. He whittled away his final years in a cabin in Alaska, making strange totem poles. Tosser.
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3And so these poor beasts existed, day after day, on canned human food. In order not to get depressed, they became philosophers. They were still depressed, but now wrote books.
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5should he line up the raisins on the table top, smear the peanut butter over them and top it off with the celery? Finally, one of the raisins spoke up. "Get a job, halliwinggins,"
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7seemed to be. As her eyes adjusted to the darkness, she could see it was Superman and his tailor, who was fitting him for a new unitard. "Let it out around the midrift," Superman
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6Oh yes! I feel you against my teeth, all granular and snappy. You give, but oh so gently to my gnashing. And the sound- oh rapture- the gravelly sound of your breakage! It sends me
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5monotonous, but every once in a while you'll find a heartache that rises above all others. So let's toast that heartache, you and I. It was a doozy, wasn't it, after all?
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3-m the door and be gone! And thus it happened that I began my lonely years. At first I was glad, but after a decade or so I wandered off a cliff, with no-one to which I could call.
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2-capacitated elders at the nursing home as it wiped out the floors. I thought the families would sue me, but instead they thanked me and shook my hand. They shouldn't have.
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8This made the books rather soggy and dingy, but the hobbit liked them that way. It made them look lived-with. But one day a dragon smelled the slobbery books and poked his head in
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7At the tender age of one hour, Squidling #17 was arrested and sent to prison for forty-three minutes for petty larceny. He came out a hardened squid.
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2is done pollinating the flower" and I added a little animation of a happy bee and flower. Senator Franken burst through the wall and promised me a better school system. I had won.
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4refused to pay for it, since "pirates don't pay for nothing!" Squidling #17 was arrested and sent to prison for forty-three minutes for petty larceny. He came out a hardened squid.
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4at trying to impress strange men, and decided to just flip him the bird. But being under the sea, she had to flip him the manta ray, instead. Meanwhile, her bleeding thumb had
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3here with everyone's suggestions of charity. "Oh, so you want me to give my pies away? Well how's this?" he said, and he splatted himself against the face of a passing clown.
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10chest (which seemed suspiciously gooshy, but it turned out he had spilled some mustard on it at lunch). But neither Jimbeau or Flopp would admit to knowing what a Cleveland Steamer
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6la la... Now Gram never had to figure out where her grannie dresses could be found in this day and age. Old hippie women were still sewing them even now, and Gram could accesorize