Finished Folds (301—320)
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1exposure to angry foxes had helped hi learn all the cuss words he needed to keep the show interesting, in spite of the poor content. Thomas the fox was making decent money on the
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3-ir rock-stupid progeny always graduated with honors and were able to attend ivy league law schools, mostly because they could pay for them. That's why there are so many bad
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2the talk show set of Talking Horses. Salem swore that the vet controversy was a hoax, designed to put the petting zoo out of business, but Mr. Ed insisted that he had seen the harm
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1relatives are often cruel to each other, but this was ghastly. The letter Q pushed his sister down the stairs and shut the iron door a the top. She could hear the lock clanking as
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2"Me hungry," said the amphibioid with sarcastic loudness, pointing with it's claw to its scaly abdomen, "We want eat you. You die. Me eat. Got it?" "Didn't you come in peace? I ask
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4That remains to be seen. Suffice it to say that because he had so long ignored his inner voice that he had lost contact with his own soul. His soul would leave phone messages for
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3became outsourced to the girl scouts, who were now allowed to sell porn door-to-door. This left Ziti not only out of work, but also feeling like the human race was no better than
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3s from her chin wart surgically removed, and donated them to The Society for Fewer Bald People. He admored his new head of hair, little knowing it was from Ms. Stinkpuckler's wart.
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0hanging low (almost scraping the sidewalk, really) in their baggy pants, didn't give a hoot and holler about any fly-by-night crazes. These grandpas were in it for the long haul.
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1majority of the Loony Toons regulars, but K-9 happened to have a photo of Pepe Le pew and Wile E Coyote doing it "doggy style". (Those darned French.) Naturally, Pepe denied that
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2." The Dragon stepped aside as the Griffin took the microphone. "A vote for North Dragon is a vote for non-gender-biased charring, and I as his vice-dragon will keep an eagle eye
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2The sphinx replied, "What flavor is so amazing that it could make you fall in love with the very next person you beheld?" I thought for a moment. "Chocolate halvah?" I guessed. The
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4playing at the Royal Theatre, so Sven and I decided to take a break from the mystery of the floating Roman Numerals so that we could snark at the play's overly self-conscious plot.
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2fresh, cold melon. Ahhhh. That was so good I have decided not to commit seppuku, even though I all ready have the Allen key, which would have probably hurt more. I'll just jump out
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2aimed at a lone figure with a bag over his head in a dark courtyard. "Ready, aim, SNAP!" shouted their commander. Elastic rings rang through the night and pelted the unfortunate
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2No, I must refute this, as the very nature of a little rubber cap might be that it bounced out the bedroom window and down seven floors to the sidewalk below, where it was picked
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2-and-after shots went viral. BEFORE: Me lying on the bathroom floor selling Buicks at a party. AFTER: Me driving a Buick through Cancun with a parrot on one shoulder and Charo on
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2and using an electric toaster oven to re-heat yams. In fact, such scenes were found as forbidden drawings in Yonnie's shed. Ashamed, he left the Amish village and became a
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2went to Hell in a top-hat. After recovering, the rabbit was seen pulling the magician out of his hat on street corners on the sleazy side of town. An old hooker named Myrtle took
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1The next thing we knew, police were pouring in from every window and doorway, calling us names and confiscating our game boys. Oh yes, and hitting us with billy clubs. Randy jumped