Finished Folds (3001—3020)
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4in the first place? "No... GAHd," came back the bratty voice, "You're so demanding!" So I sent that little snot right down to the principal's office. The principal was not pleased.
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3Mrs. Cheese closed her eyeswearily, pretending not to see, but knowing that she would have to eventually call on Catfood. "Yes, Catfood, you may be eaten first," she answered him.
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6in a self-satisfied fashion as the car came to a halt in the last available spot. I shouted "I love you!" over the radio but it was too late. Off you went to work, never knowing.
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6The only way I could think of to save face now was to start dancing, using the squeakiness in my orange paisley vinyl boots as music. People stopped in their tracks as I did the
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4that Master Jack wrote was so scathingly brilliant that it blazed upon the screen. Those who happened to have read it before it flickered and then disappeared into oblivion, were
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4Vera Wang just happened to be driving by and stopped the car to offer Pru $1 million for her haute hat design, plus royalties from sales. Pru then moved to a better neighborhood.
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5of there in a hurry. Now he was a ham sandwich on the lam. Where could he go? Whom could he trust? He, so delicious, had only one choice: find Dick Gregory, who was fasting for
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4"Maybe we can placate them with some free Pogens," suggested the Swedish chef. "That's your answer for everything," growled one of the tasters, "we could have died from that food!"
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6it jack-knifed, skidded fifty feet and pinned Wairo and his motorcycle against the wall of the cracker factory. "Why you a-crying like that?" scolded Mario, "you scare me and Luigi
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7, but further research showed us that there are others like us out there and you've been chosen to go and greet them." And, bob's your uncle, there I was, leaving Glopslic forever
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3. Later that night, as Elmo lay in bed, half deaf from the amplifiers and too tired to sleep, he began to wonder if maybe he should have just learned to read after all. Then he
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5learn how to treat dead people with more respect." I frowned at the corner's walls, but was secretly glad that I wasn't cleaning up the bloody mess. I could hear her mopping and
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5"Good lord, Chugger, I haven't seen you since Sophomore year," I said to him, "How long have you been living in Tank's doghouse?" Chugger shrugged and offered me some kibble.
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3"It's cloud's illusions I recall," I sang to myself, "I really don't know clouds at all..." The clouds heard me singing and dispersed like a flock of pigeons. "Okay, zero clouds,"
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6-ing the program at the Ziegfeld Follies, looking to see if Lola Jones was still on the roster for that night's show. I had heard she was pregnant and worried that it was my child
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4"I was defeating the Japanese Mafia, that's where I was," said Mulan, rolling her eyes. And with a sweep of her hand, she knocked over the Mahjong table and leapt out the window.
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2for generic cheese puffs in transparent plastic barrels. Finally I told them that even though I was grateful for their sacrifices in the military, they would have to start paying
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12of the other customers moved quietly out the door as the cashier's eyes began to cast an other-worldy glow. A snap was heard, followed by a lightening bolt and the rude customer
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7-n had mutated him in a good way, and before the night was over he had been crowned the King of the Ball and had had seven proposals of marriage. Agent K retired, a wealthy man.
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2-rough the demons legs like a bat out of Heck. The demon was unable to follow her, as it got one of it's horns stuck 'where the sun don't shine'. She was alive and free for now.